How many tokes to get a cat high?

how many tokes does it take to get a regular sized ca tlike 11 or 12 ib's of somethin

PS u blow it in their ear right?

 

You blow it up your own ass, then pet the cat.

 

fuck yes. to everything, especially this thread.

 

leave the kitty alone, i say.

 

It's cruel.

 

no man, you blow it in their face, right into their nose, and it only takes about 2-3, i did it one time and the cat was seeing something and started jumping around the house, it was FUCKING HILLARIOUS!!!

then i tried it with my dog, dogs just get really mellow, so it's not as fun, but it's fuckin hillarious with cats

 

Cats cant break down THC so everytime you get them high they just get higher.
It is an incredibly cruel and fucked up thing to do.
They stay in that altered state and if you continue to do it they may develop schizophrenia.
Seen it a few times and it isn't funny, its just plain sadistic.
Think twice, is your entertainment really worth the complete disregard for another beings wellness?

Peace

 

Blow it in it's ear. if it runs away, don't do it again. If it stays and acts like it wants more, give it more. Don't force it though. I love stoner pets.

 

How can it be cruel if they like it.

 

My girlfriend got a parakeet high one time and it flew around and played with the cieling fan and then it did a nose dive and ran into the TV and died. hahaha

 

^ Yeah, funny. You're a right asshole.

Drugs are for consenting adults. Since animals can't consent, don't fuck with them. LowRungStoner's little "story" above illustrates why. If you want to get your cat high, let 'em go nutso on the catnip. That can be high-larious as well, and it's cool because they self-administer—no coercion involved.

 

I don't think it is right to force drugs on an animal.
But I just had to pull you up on this...

I am fairly sure that's bullshit.
Do you have any research that backs your statement up? Can you link it to me?

 

How do you know your cat likes it? Im pretty sure it didnt tell you that. Leave your fucking cat alone

 

Well that "they cant break up THC" thing is bullshit, so I'm not worried about getting any pet high.
So first of all if you want to get it stoned on weed, just take a huge toke, have your cat beside you and watch its chest, when the chest sinks, and is about to come up again, blow the smoke right in its face, it will get a lungfull. Repeat until something happens. My buddys cat went to its food bowl, then fell asleep, thats basically what I do, so I assume it was high.
Now if you really want to get a cat high, feed it an olive. Apparently it doesnt work on all cats, but my buddies cat sits there for a second, then goes nuts, eats the olive, grabs my friends hand, licks off all the juice, then starts looking around, then it will hiss at air, stick its fur up, claw around, attack things near it, then eventually calm down and paw at him for more olives, its HILARIOUS.
One time though it saw this weird screensaver on his xbox, called like glowworms or something, and it hates it sober, but on olives it started crying and laid down, we figured it had a bad trip, poor cat

 

First of all, watch your tone. Second of all, I know the cat likes it because it doesn't run away when I blow the smoke in it's face. It actually gets closer to me whenever I light up some weed. It's easy as fuck to know if they like it or not, so quit being a smart ass.

 

They can consent. If they run away, they aren't consenting. If they stay there and take it, then they like it. It's not like we're holding them down and forcing them to take it.

 

He's going to get his cat high no matter what you say, just leave him alone. Every now and then I blow a little smoke my my kitty's way...she seems cool with it, usually just kind of stretches out and takes a nap.

 

Blowing smoke in a cats ear...? WTF..? And them getting high off olives...? Black or green...?

 

When I was at Job Corps there was this dude there named Dusty. He told me that he fed a hit of acid to one of his cats. My only thought was "Damn, it's nearly impossible for me to find cid and you're wasting it on cats. WTF?!?!"

 

a whole hit to one little cat, i can imagine that being a hell of a fucked thing.
a hell of one.