How many times in your life?

I was thinking that now im 37, and i started masturbating at 12 or so, and at least 250 times a year (likely more) i have masturbated around 6250 time in my life. I think that makes me a pro lol. What is the average ejaculation? I read 5ml apparently. So i have cum give or take a little 3.125 litres! LOL. Busy boy.

 

i can fill up a shot glass than i usually take the shot of it

 

You counted? Wow!

 

I know I jerk it waaaaayyy too much. Somtimes I'm just like, well there's nothing to do.. Let's jerk off...

 

Lol, that's what I do. I wonder how much I've done in my life? =P

 

Lately I just can't get my hand out of my knickers. It's been there for about a month solid. Is that considered just one wank or what?!

 

:love:

 

Did you know when a guy comes, he comes 200 million sperm? 200 MILLION sperm... You know what that means?
That means I have wiped entire nations off my chest with a gym sock. Entire nations have flaked and crusted in the hair around my navel.


-Bill Hicks

 

I've made postings in here in the past calculating the average amount of semen released by the average man in the course of his life and, believe it or not, even when UNDER calculating (on the basis of, say, only once a day), then it reaches a total of a staggering 2 - 3 bathtubs full in a lifetime, based on a typical 80 years sexual activity.

 

LOL wow, thats a lot of rags, shirts and assorted handy fabric items that have been through the washing machine then lol

 

Yes - it's amazing how it can add up over time. Consider the maths:

Average ejaculation = 5ml - 10ml, so let's take 7.5ml to be mid-way.

7.5ml x 365 days in a year 2737.5 (2.8 litres near as dammit).

2.8 litres over an active sex life of approximately 80 years = 224 litres.

And remember - that's only on the basis of ONCE a day. Personally I've been masturbating on average of at least 2 - 3 times a day for about the past 40 years, so I would say I'm already well past that total.

 

you should definitely see your doctor about that

 

Well its not that i actually counted, i just worked out an average. It could likely be more lol.

 

For me, I'd say that number could very well range anywhere from 1,000-5,000.

 

No can do, I'll probably try and shag him!

 

I consider it a beautiful image in my mind.

 

Why count- just enjoy it.

 

Well, I jerk most of the time. For 4 years now, or so. I masturbate around 300 days a year, and around 200 of them 2 times or more. That would make 500 times for a year, and for 4 years that would make a minimum of 2000 times - and I'm still only in Junior High...

 

wow, staggering number. I guess I am well on my way to filling at least my second tube full. At age 54 I still masturbate at least once a day and make love with my wife 4 or 5 times a week.

 

Thankfully we don't have to pay tax for seamen production. Otherwise we would all be poor!!