How many times have you masturbated in your life (so far)?

Well, answer the question as it's been asked in the thread title.

As a ballpark number, I'd say somewhere around 200-300, if not more. But, knowing me, it's probably way more than that. Either way, the number is going to increase a hell of a lot over the years.

 

Well let's see...

I'd estimate before I was thirteen it was probably like, 10 times.
Plus at least twice a week when I was thirteen/fourteen-ish 208
Then at least twice a day average, maybe even three throughout highschool 2920 - 4380
And after that, let's average it at 1.5 times a day 1369 (rounded up)

So I'd say, somewhere around 4507 - 5967 times.
But my girlfriend might move in (who I've rarely seen more than twice a week over the almost three years we've been dating), so the frequency could be dropping a ton...

 

Dammit, dude, that's a lot for you to be only 20, but hell, I'll probably be around that same number when I'm 20. There are days I go about 4-10 times a day, so my estimate could be off, but I know it's not even close to your's. Haha

 

more than duck...personally, i'd rather not try to figure it out, if only to save myself from shock

 

Haha, it's become clear we've spent too much time masturbating.

 

lets see, from 13-19 I did it at least 8 times a day, often a lot more, so for the sake of estimate lets say nine...

so 9x365x6=19,710

and from about 20-23, i only got in about 6 times a day, because i worked,

so 6x365x4= 8,760

and I would put this year at around 2,000...

so that adds up to...

30,470

roughly 35,000 times in my life, I have...

wow...

 

For me, many thousands, lol. Still somewhat on topic here, what I used to do was estimate how much money I made at work while jerking off. At this one place where I worked for about 6 years, I estimated that I earned at least 4 or 5 thousand dollars over those years for my time spent in the bathroom spraying my load at lunch, haha. I made a pretty decent hourly wage then, too. Actually that was one of the things I thought about while jacking, sitting there smiling and thinking to myself "Man, what a way to get paid..." I used lube and made sure to take at least 20 or 30 minutes to finish myself off.

 

Okay, now that, is a number that is impossible for someone only 23 years old. I mean, someone in their 30's I could see having a number that big, but not in their 20's, dude.

 

If you're talking to me, look at the math!

also, I'm a bit manic... so my sex drive is kind of out of control... and it was obviously pretty out of control in my teens, for me to do it on average over 8 times a day!

 

So many I've lost track man, but meh no need to masterbate anymore, got me a woman to fill my needs

 

I'm just making a "filling" joke man, dont worry! just play of it and find a way to make fun of me!

 

I have looked at the math. Just sayin'....seems kinda unlikely.

 

well, two things... I've also said I have a big (though somehow small, by this forum's standards...?) Dick.

So, I really dont need, or expect you to believe me...

and second, its not like we're officiating a Guiness world record here, just estimating the amount of times we've jacked off.

surely there were days i didnt jack off at all, and there were also days i did much more than that.

but, the number posted, is actually a good estimate...

I had no friends in high school, and a lot of spare time...

I had to do something!

 

If you say so.

 

Lets see...

I started masturbating when I was 11, and am 40 now

So 29 years x 365 - 10585 days.

On average, about twice a day = 21170 times.

Which, with each ejaculation averaging at about 10ml,

Which, so far, is about 21.17 litres (about 4 gallons) of semen ejaculated from masturbating.

 

Now those are numbers I can believe in since it's been 30+ years of masturbation. Saying you've masturbated 30,000+ times in about eight or nine years is about as truthful as saying I've masturbated 100,000 times even though I started about four years ago.

In any case, I see a lot of people here who will be avoiding prostate cancer, including myself. Haha

 

I tried to do the math based on all the orgasms I've had in my life so far. I don't always masturbate TO ORGASM everyday, so the number came to something like 5000 times. But I think it's more than that. I tried to be modest when I did the calculation so as not to come up with a number that seemed unrealistic.

But, if simply fondling the genitals also counts, then the number obviously changes to something more like 26000+.

 

I'm going to go with "too many to count"