how many of you cum on your bedsheets? girls are welcome to reply

So how many of you guys(and ladies) masturbate and release you love juice directly into you bed or bedsheets? I know I cum on my bed sheets. Am I alone in here? If not, please tell us you experience.

 

Not intentionally.

 

You may be alone on this one, quite possibly a few others. For the most part I think people like to sleep on soft sheets...

 

Yeah, I try my best not to cum on my sheets just cause I like my sheets dry-ish...

 

I find it gross. I'd like to be able to feel the softness of my sheets and not have it stuck in the wrinkly position from when I masturbated all over it.

 

I put panties on my teddy bear and cum on that,,
What kind a weirdo cums on the bedsheets?

 

What you do isn't weird at all.

 

well, i think iam alone

 

lol

 

i like it when a girl cums on my sheets and it smells nice for a couple days but no i don't cum on my own sheets because i don't like the crustiness or spots..

 

if only because laundry sucks

 

sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and im extremely horny so i just jack of and cum on my sheets. then i just spread the cum around my stomach, roll over and go back to sleep

 

I usually do this most nights when I cum, I shoot it over myself then just roll over and go to sleep, doesn't bother me in the slightest.

 

You all should think about investing in a box of Kleenex.

 

Duh.

(Or keep a sock handy)

 

Although I normally masturbate in the living room at my computer, I do keep a clean facecloth by my bed for the sole purpose of cleaning up semen - both from myself & any partners who may be with me.

 

I masturbate in an old pair of shorts. I just let the cum sit there session, after session, after session. They barely look like shorts anymore. They smell kinda sugary sweet!!!!!!

 

You shouldn't write that kinda stuff.

You know there are smell freaks on this site who would get too hyper reading about those cume saturated shorts.

 

I just make a kleenex tent over my cock in the final moments of jacking off. Hold the edges round the head and beat for England. Clean and convenient. Like a condom, but made of kleenex.

 

Sometimes I have to jack off while under covers, and when I blow my load, it shoots higher than my knees, so yeah, it's happened before.