How low can you go?

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  1. Gone and forgotten

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    i, once, a long, long time ago dated a guy who sold cocaine. Flashy life, dirty money. I didn’t last long in that lifestyle. First, well maybe, second chance I got. I was outta there.
     
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  3. lode

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    I once ate 30 eggs in a day.
     
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  5. neonspectraltoast

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    I haven't showered in over a month.
     
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  7. I'minmyunderwear

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    i'm frustrated that i might never get a boyfriend.
     
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  9. Meliai

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    I sent a dick pick in Texas once
     
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  11. lode

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    Have you tried telling him that you can hold 30 eggs in your mouth?
     
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  13. wooleeheron

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    You win.
     
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  15. Gone and forgotten

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    Azitat
     
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  17. Gone and forgotten

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    Dick cheese
     
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  19. Gone and forgotten

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    I’m frustrated I might never get a boyfriend
     
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  21. Gone and forgotten

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    You are under arrest! Alex Jones
    Austin Texas
     
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  23. neonspectraltoast

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    Nah.
     
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  25. Gone and forgotten

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    I know guys get dingleberries if they haven’t showered in a long time
     
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  27. Gone and forgotten

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    A dingleberry is not like a ding or cherry
     
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  29. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    A dingle a day keeps the furies away.
     
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  31. neonspectraltoast

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    I haven't noticed anything. And I never get dick cheese. Even though I'm not even circumcised. So that's a myth. I need to get an apartment, so I can take baths all the time. I would love to play in the bath.
     
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  33. I'minmyunderwear

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    i tried, but i had 30 eggs in my mouth at the time.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Sep 9, 2019
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  35. GLENGLEN

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    If You Don't Live In An Apartment Now......Where Do You Live..???



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  37. neonspectraltoast

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    I live in a garage.
     
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  39. Driftrue

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    My lowest moment was between age 19 and 24.
     
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