How is the poster above going to die?

went ice fishing too early

 

tried walking on burning coals but tripped fell and burned to death

 

tried to eat only McDonalds for 10 weeks

 

Tried to live off beer for 10 weeks.

 

Right before broken finger

 

eaten by Jarod the subway guy

 

took a bath and drowned

 

decapitated by your seat belt in a car accident, driving off a cliff on a snowy mountain road...

 

you're gonna find out next week that your girlfriend was mixing crushed glass in your food

 

inner demons got the best of you

 

found out you lack skillsaw skills

 

your soul jumped out of you when you sneezed and no one said bless you

 

fell asleep in the steambath room

 

pretended to be speed racer

 

Shot while rapping your order at Mcdonald's

 

hit by an astroid

 

You tried to eat more than him.

 

tried driving a harley in a snow storm

 

tried to drive truck on frozen lake