How is the poster above going to die?

trying to hug the panda at the zoo

 

You laid such a massive duke the water splashed up and drown you

 

Too much sun.

 

Whistles at the wrong woman

 

HAHAHA....Nice previous post

You to left of attacking bear.

 

ate some improperly cooked poison fish from china

 

Did not dip or duck while playing dodgeball.

 

was the second and last murder victim of Dog the bounty hunter

 

Impaled on a traffic cone

 

was found naked in a chicken farm building and the only information suitable for public release was the fact that he tested positive for bird flu

 

you zoomed in on google earth so far the satellite fell out of space and onto you while you were sleeping

 

drank too much water

 

Ate a pack of Ciggarettes

 

dropped his cell phone down the outhouse hole and went in head first to get it....slipped in and drowned

 

You're the kitty.

 

slipped on a banana peel and crushed his skull

 

killed in the crossfire during a gang shooying

 

You ate Daves hotsauce and had a heart attack.

 

Eaten by girl scouts at an advancement ceremony.

 

cholesterol buildup