How is the person above of you gonna die?

you eat bad sushi and the next day are crushed by a run away elephant

 

you freeze to death during winter and get eaten by mutated bunnies..

 

You get raped with a chainsaw.

 

you get shot by a bird hunter.

 

from drinking out of the same bottle she was trying to poison someone else with?

or an infected hangnail (which is maybe why she took that swig to kill the pain?)

=^^=
.../\...

 

trips over a phone book while eating liquorice, chokes

 

Cardiac arrest during a "wet dream"

 

mysteriously murdered after voting for every single option on a poll...

 

Impossible! No one knows where I.... hey, what th... gghnnkkll.... grgghmmmbbll... gggg--gggggnnnkkkk...kk.kk.k....!

*plop*

 

seems as if I missed the "big" moment

 

Devoured by a herd of hungry, hungry hippos.

 

Apparently, he's already dead, according to his username.

 

Mistaken for a piñata while resting in a hammock during a Mexican vacation.

 

dug up, revived, struck my lightning.

 

Overdose of placebos.

 

his exceedingly smart ass will try to take over the world and be declared terrorist, ending with the excruciating (yet oddly amusing) placement of a dirty bomb.

 

bobbing for rattlesnakes

 

Touché

TopNotchStoner will succumb to a lifetime addiction to Paraquat at age 93.

 

nasty nasty papercut.

 

Strangled by a grapevine.