This is a conversation i had with a friend of mine on another friend of mine's screen name... atrophyaniee (10:21:15 PM): whats up slaporstick (10:23:10 PM): doing precalculus slaporstick (10:23:12 PM): umhm slaporstick (10:24:44 PM): what about you? atrophyaniee (10:26:00 PM): well beleive it or not this is actaully the US government and i've been watching you for a very long time...you have been our case-study for almost your entire life. Thank you for such quality information. slaporstick (10:27:04 PM): ...... atrophyaniee (10:27:09 PM): would you care to comment on how this expeiriance has been for you? Have you ever felt suspicious of us around or is this a complete suprise to you now? slaporstick (10:27:12 PM): I think I just shit my pants atrophyaniee (10:27:37 PM): you see, we're a government that CARES and we want to know about how you feel. slaporstick (10:27:54 PM): ......Jessica.... slaporstick (10:27:56 PM): dammit atrophyaniee (10:29:00 PM): No, you see Jessica no longer exists, my name is John, Johnathon Forrest and we all down here think you are the most valuable of our studies atrophyaniee (10:29:33 PM): We would like to send you immediately to our base and further studies there. atrophyaniee (10:30:38 PM): What time would be good to stop by and collect you? Would you like at least one more day at school with your friends or would you care to leave early in the morning? We are a government that is flexable, we work for you. I waited about ten minutes before calling her to tell her it was a joke, she had locked herself in her closet with a broom...ridiculousness
Me either. Shows how gullible some people are. Is she one of the ones who thought the world was gonna end yesterday?
no, she is just really afraid of things like that happening... the thought of the government or aliens stealing her scares the shit outta her.
You would have had me... aside from the fact that this all happened on AIM and you misspelled experience, which I doubt "the government" would do.