How i got my friend...

Discussion in 'Mind Games' started by 0oScarletBegoniaso0, May 31, 2006.

  1. This is a conversation i had with a friend of mine on another friend of mine's screen name...

    atrophyaniee (10:21:15 PM): whats up
    slaporstick (10:23:10 PM): doing precalculus
    slaporstick (10:23:12 PM): umhm
    slaporstick (10:24:44 PM): what about you?
    atrophyaniee (10:26:00 PM): well beleive it or not this is actaully the US government and i've been watching you for a very long time...you have been our case-study for almost your entire life. Thank you for such quality information.
    slaporstick (10:27:04 PM): ......
    atrophyaniee (10:27:09 PM): would you care to comment on how this expeiriance has been for you? Have you ever felt suspicious of us around or is this a complete suprise to you now?
    slaporstick (10:27:12 PM): I think I just shit my pants
    atrophyaniee (10:27:37 PM): you see, we're a government that CARES and we want to know about how you feel.
    slaporstick (10:27:54 PM): ......Jessica....
    slaporstick (10:27:56 PM): dammit
    atrophyaniee (10:29:00 PM): No, you see Jessica no longer exists, my name is John, Johnathon Forrest and we all down here think you are the most valuable of our studies
    atrophyaniee (10:29:33 PM): We would like to send you immediately to our base and further studies there.
    atrophyaniee (10:30:38 PM): What time would be good to stop by and collect you? Would you like at least one more day at school with your friends or would you care to leave early in the morning? We are a government that is flexable, we work for you.


    I waited about ten minutes before calling her to tell her it was a joke, she had locked herself in her closet with a broom...ridiculousness
     
  2. good job dude.
     
  3. lol

    I would never buy that..
     
  4. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

    Me either. Shows how gullible some people are. Is she one of the ones who thought the world was gonna end yesterday?
     
  5. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

    you mean it didnt?
     
  6. no, she is just really afraid of things like that happening... the thought of the government or aliens stealing her scares the shit outta her.
     
  7. mushroomherb

    mushroomherb Member

    i might fall for that, if im high as a kite!!;)
     
  8. sourdiesel06

    sourdiesel06 Member

    You would have had me... aside from the fact that this all happened on AIM and you misspelled experience, which I doubt "the government" would do.
     
  9. trailerparkboy

    trailerparkboy Heat Bag

  10. bassplaya

    bassplaya Member

    wow, fell for it with no proof or anything...
     
  11. prismatism

    prismatism loves you

    heheh that's awesome.

    i like to make people think they're computers with fake programmed memories.
     
  12. cloverleaf

    cloverleaf Member

    and "believe".
     

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