How Hot Is The Person Above You

Hot? Him? What,old 'icicle dick'?

 

So hawt he can melt panties with his smile. So I'm told anyways, wait he told me that....... nevermind.

 

so hot panties fly off as he passes by

 

Mad hot.

 

(you got the mad part right - certifiable)

so hot his clothes burn off his scorching hot body

 

So hot that they took Viagra off the market.

 

Lives close to the Arctic circle. The Arctic is melting. Nuff said.

 

Hotter than the core of the sun microwaved by god.

 

So hot that i would perform fellatio on any man who has slept with her in the past. (And im straight)

 

hotter than a fox in a forest fire

 

hotter than the burning sun

 

speechless hot

 

hotter than the center of a microwave burrito

 

hotter than toasted cheese

 

hotter than the devils toenail

 

Well I was going to tell you all what anonisacat is hotter than-but my screen just melted!

 

Hot? He's too damned old to be hawt.

 

A scorcher

 

bloody hell

 

So hot I gotta get the fire extinguisher to put him out !