How do you want to be buried?

So you're going to die. Sorry if I'm the first one to break that news.

What do you want them to do with your corpse? What about a ceremony?

I'd like something really extravagant. It's strange because I'm not extravagant at all in my life.

But I want to be bronzed. Have a big statue of me doing something heroic looking.

Lots of people crying at the ceremony. Babes. And have it a small ordeal, and a big celebration afterwords. I want a few babies born cause of my death.

 

I want everyone to do a shot in toast to my awesome life. and party it up. no tears once the ceremony is over. sit and talk about the good and fun. yup...thats about it. not really sure about what to do with my body itself. i don't want my ashes just sitting around taking up space watching everyone.

 

Lode:

Maybe you should be?

Fuck being the first to tell me I'm going to die, are you sorry to anyway?

If not, let me be buried in your mother.

 

You'll need twenty bucks dude.

 

It's far too expensive, to die that is. There's no way I'm doing it. Say that to your average funeral director and they'll tell you to get a life.

 

Nah, that's something my chump kids have to worry about.

A good reason to have ém. Otherwise just get dogs, They're cheaper.

 

I found a link to an article about an idea to make a biodegradable urn with a seed of your choice, then instead of a tombstone, you leave behind a plant. I love that idea and hope that it becomes possible by the time I die. I also hope that weed is legal then, because I want oh so badly to be a pot plant in my future life. Haaaaa.

 

It's never a good reason to have kids so you can die. And dogs only know to pine once you're outfitted in it. In general, dying is a bad idea.

 

Kinky:

You can be one right now, but it'll take someone like myself to understand. As it stands, I am undertaking to become a mushroom.

 

buried?..no....cremated and scattered into the town water supply is my preferred way out ..but i'll take scattered on a high hilltop somewhere near my town as a second choice

family can cry over my death while enjoying a meal I would have loved..BBQ steaks medium rare (tenderloin or rib eye..no cheap cuts) ...and maybe caesar salad and baked potatoes


cant really avoid the cremation fees but i really wouldnt care if my family just ran me through the woodstove...I really dont want one cent of mine (or family) cash going to make the funeral business family more rich.

 

They do that now.

But it's not really like science. They don't make a part ramona part plant hybrid animal and unleash it on the world.

They cremate your ass, and let the plant eat your burnt carbon.

None of that for me. I've given enough to this world.

But it's pretty cool though. Just google natural burial. They do it as close as Austin.

 

That's pretty supervillain like :sunny:

 

Waste money in your life and enjoy it, not your death. You won't be there to see it and all it's going to do is cause financial turmoil for your loved ones. I personally don't care what they do with me when I die, as long as they're happy and can still put food on the table.

 

lol, Well duh, I know what it does, but if a pot plant absorbs me, then I'll be part of a pot plant. It is science!

 

I want to be cremated to the tune...
"I ain't got no body..."

 

Realistically, I don't want to be buried because I find the process of being stuffed and preserved in a coffin for the few years it take my skeleton to break down...

Well it's a little gross.

I'd rather be eaten by a cannibal in New Guinea myself.

 

I kinda like that idea. One of my aunt's was vey recently cremated, and my mum's told my brother, sister and I that she'd like to be cremated as well. But I dono if cremation's for me.

I dont put a lot of thought into it. Though I'd like to see what my skeleton look's like. I had one of them MRI's in '08 and thought the idea of taking home x-ray's of my own brain was awesome! :2thumbsup:

I've actually out more thought into the music selection I'd like played atthe funeral. ACDC for sure... Paloma Faith's "Upside Down", "ELO - All Over The World" too, and if I die of old age I'd like that Spender Davis Group song "Thanks God We Made It". Just song's that suit my personality.

As for, what are they called eulogies? I dono, it's hard to express your feeling's the way you want to straight away, they just sorta spin around in your head because you want to say so much. So I dont mind what's said, as long as a little humor's put into it. I already have a lot of people tell me what they think of me very honestly. I dont mind being portrayed as a bit ditzy. When people remember me, I'd like them to be chuckling, or smiling.

And for now, I think I'd like to be burried; prefferably near or in a rose garden.

 

i want to be buried at sea in a big lead coffin like sir francis drake.
or cremated. i definitely don't want to be buried. i don't like the idea of tombstones. it seems to be the living clinging on to the dead, rather than just letting them go. i certainly wouldn't want people coming to my tombstone as i'm still there in some way.

and the funeral, i want everyone in black crying their god damn eyes out of corse.

 

Do whatever you want with my body. I'll be dead. I won't care. I already know my true family will be sitting in the back, drinking whiskey and crying. That's what they do at funerals. The only thing I really want to have happen is for this dude I know, Ryan, to play his song "Home" at my funeral. It's chorus is "Don't be sad friends when I leave you, it breaks my heart to hear you're feeling alone, we'll meet again somewhere down the road. You're the only thing I want to call home." Dude has a voice like an angel.

 

I honestly don't think I'm gunna die. I'm pretty indestructible.

But if I did, I want people to do like they do in some African tribes and take my body out dancing.