How do you know...

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(he's still there.)

 

you hear somone hiss at your soap.

 

you'll have probably let them in the house...

 

all the blank pages are gone from your bible and all of your apples have two holes hollowed into them

 

and your lighters are out of fluid

 

That was awesome.

 

Someone killed your television.

 

peace signs have been carved into the kitchen table

 

haha.. brilliant.

 

yer bathroom is clean - first rule of couch-surfin etiquette

 

i've had lots of hippies stay with me, none of them have been intentionally destructive... they do tend to empty the fridge at an amazing pace though

 

good deals ​

love the thread​

 

there's a bloody glove in your backyard and it doesn't fit

 

You come downstairs to find a Game of Candyland half in progress on the board......with a bong next to it. And you KNOW your 3 year old doesn't smoke.

Your neighbor called to say someone was urinating in your bushes in the middle of the day while you were gone, and you say, "Oh, no big deal, that was just Roach."

ALL the change on your dresser is gone.

Someone left a fat joint on your dresser as a "Thank you."

 

guess that means I'm a destructive hippy then

 

How do you know a hippie's been in your house?


It stinks like ass.

 

lol! you guys took all of mine!

 

oh, i know! all the soap is right where you left it.

 

you find them chewing on your shower curtains, totally blown.

 

They are so stoned that your gerbil is terrifying to them.
All of your clothes are mysteriously tie-dyed.
All the meat in your fridge has been buried with headstones in your backyard.