How do you know when a dirty hippie has a girlfriend?

I like to think I'm more:

 

You win the thread

 

Was I gone that long? Dang I guess I’ve been working too much

 

What do you call a hippie who just broke up with his girlfriend? -Homeless

Why do hippies wave their arms when they dance? -To keep the music out of their eyes

At a drum circle what's the difference between a hippie chick and a joint? -a hippie chick makes it all the way around the circle

 

Same old jokes coming back to dirtiness and infidelity.

Glad you can enjoy it. Some of us shower and like to stay with the same women. Like it's better if she not passed around like a joint.

The word you are looking for is "wook" not hippie with some of these jokes.

 

some chickens never cross the road either, but it's still fun to make jokes.

 

The Aussies in here always surprise me with their sense of humor...i bet they got it right..it has to do with the fact they got UluruI will never say anything bad about Australians..until i meet them in real life(ahah)

 

You see Asmo at 3am heading to the gas station for more condoms

 

And lard