How do you know when a dirty hippie has a girlfriend?

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  1. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    I thought it was to imply they were drunks
     
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  2. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    Oh. Maybe it is.

    Well that answers your original question then. The Irishman is drunk and so misunderstands the situation because two things sound alike.
     
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  3. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    LOL You just convinced me
     
  4. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Ok, I apologize to all the Irish people we dont have here


    And all the volvo drivers ;)
     
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  5. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None, Hippies screw in sleeping bags, not light bulbs.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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  6. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Time once again to recycle the hippie jokes.

    Why did the hippie cross the road?

    Someone told him not to.

    or

    Who else would follow a chicken around?
     
  7. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Why did a bunch of hippies line up outside the Avis in Shanghai?

    They were offering 3 days flee lentil
     
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  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Arthur Fawksakes! (pronounce with scottish accent)
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I thought cause Irish are drunk is the jokes lol.
    Can you really argue but? I mean they were probably told during the colonisation periods and well, Irish were known to be paid and would take alcohol as pay over money, especially in American mid West expansion and also that channel of water they dig out. Didn't want money, wanted alcohol.
     
  10. Vanilla Gorilla

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    Say it in scottish like Sean Connery, it would be "Ohh Missus Shippae"

    In Irish it would be "Naw hoo ya callen daft yoo fookin coont"
     
  11. Driftrue

    Driftrue Banned

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    Now everyone mentions it, drunk makes more sense.
     
  12. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    How do you know when a dirty hippie has a girlfriend?

    6-eyed shaman gets jealous.
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    Bahahahaha ha!

    Didn't think you had it in you
     
  14. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Has pubic hairs on his tongue, because real hippy chicks don’t shave

    Girlfriend’s house is littered with receipts for Syphilis, Hepatitis A, and Genital Herpes treatment
     
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  15. Damn :tearsofjoy:

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    He stops posting on Hip Forums. [​IMG]
     
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  17. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    aww i always thought he was alright :)
     
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  18. ^same

    Oh we're all just a lil excited about Ged being so salty

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  19. newo

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    Why are hippies like bears?

    They hug, eat honey and shit in the woods!
     
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  20. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    What do you call a clean cut hippie?

    Defendant.

    C/S,
    Rev J
     
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