How do you deal with constipation?

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  1. Magical mystery tourguide

    Magical mystery tourguide Senior Member

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    Well i did codeine a day and a half ago and i am severely constipated right now, just from one single use and i can't imagine how terrible it would be if you were an everyday addict of opiates, so to the frequent users here, how do you deal with the constipation?
     
  2. Bluez_Snooze

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    i use to have the same problem.
    my body just adjusted after a while.
    but when i did have that problem, drinking coffee always helped.
    if you don't drink coffee, just buy some laxatives or somethin.
    good luck man haha.
     
  3. ILL BILL NECRO

    ILL BILL NECRO Member

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    couple shots of whiskey always cleaned me right out......
    good luck with your poopin.
     
  4. blitz7341

    blitz7341 Banned

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    i dont get constipation too bad. like i get it but it usually dosnt cause major problems. i eat alot of veggies i guess i get enough fiber. but yeah fiber, laxitives, and lots of water should help
     
  5. Slingblade

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    i just wait to have a day clean and squeeze one out. yea it hurts but it makes for great pics
     
  6. Oxyrisin2

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    keep fluids in you and you won't have a problem. if I forget to drink my fluids it can be hell the next day.LOL So I don't forget..
     
  7. IllCanabillyVanilly

    IllCanabillyVanilly Senior Member

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    id rather have a constipated shit than a regular shit. when i take i take a regular shit its messy but when i do a constipated shit, its more hard and doesnt come out as messy and is easier to wipe
     
  8. Dillygirl

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    Hahahahaha a poop thread (every forum needs one!). :rofl:

    To ease your issue, make sure you drink at LEAST 64 ounces of water a day. Coffee is a great laxative. Get some fiber supplements if you don't drink coffee. I have an eating disorder so I know all about laxatives (yes, I'm dead sexy). The best one is Ex Lax, the pills not the little chocolate squares. Eat two and wait; if you don't poop after 2 hours eat another one (just swallow it like the directions say, don't fuck around like it's an opie because you'll just get sick).

    Grapefruit juice or any citrus juice. Good old prune juice. The best way to keep constipation under control is really to make sure you get enough fiber and fluids.

    And there's always enemas.:eek:
     
  9. White_Horse_Mescalito

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    that's what Taco Bell is for
     
  10. *kushbaby*

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    smoking a cigarette always makes me need to take a poo! i don't know why i think it's something in the paper i heard... but i couldn't say. try it see if it helps ya out. if not lots of water and take a laxitive! good luck
     
  11. blitz7341

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    i smoke my laxatives. works great if you need to be somewhere and dont have all day to sit around waiting. you gotta be careful tho if your using the same pipe you usually smoke out of. it can be pretty bad if you get a big rez hit and your nowhere near a bathroom. also its good to drink some water or gatorade right before you smoke.
     
  12. Dillygirl

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    Oh shit, hahahahaha, I just literally CHORTLED (I'm getting odd looks from Manfriend and my 7 year old). Hahahahaha! Knock it off Blitz. :rofl:

    Kush, I know a lot of people who smoke while they're pooping but I never heard that it makes you want to poop, that's funny as hell. I guess the smoke covers the stink, though. (Not that my shit stinks, it smells like vanilla, and I pee rainbows and rosewater :D )
     
  13. *kushbaby*

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    well i'm weird in the way that i'm not constipated... but i only poop like once a week. it's weird but sometimes when i smoke a cigarette i'll be like oh... damn i gotta shit!
     
  14. Dillygirl

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    That would suck for me, considering I do most of my smoking while I'm driving. :rofl:
     
  15. NICU97203

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    I know about this problem all too well. I have been on MMT for three years now and for a year I might have taken one slam a week and it eventually caught up with me...Anyone who is on Methadone knows what it does to your system, it is hell. Anyways, on Opiophile.com check out the Methadone topic and there is a "sticky" titled "Boxcar's Constipation Cure: For Lifer's Only". I tried that shit and man, did it help...It sounds pretty disgusting since you have to use the same thing your grandma probably used as a douche back in the day (i think it's called an enema bag). Check it out. It'll have you shittin' real good.




    -NICU
     

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