How do I?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by laughing-buddha, May 30, 2013.

  1. laughing-buddha

    laughing-buddha Relax and have fun

    Scene-1
    Its morning rush hour.
    I am in bathroom, shaving, in front of mirror.
    I shout to my wife: - “Madam, when you go to grocery today...”
    She replies: - “Oh yes, I would be buying that shaving cream for you”
    What the hell! How come she knows what I am talking about, before I say it?

    Scene-2
    Location- Bed room, time: 11 PM
    Me:- “I have an important meeting tomorrow AM”
    She: - “Yes, your blue shirt is on right side hangers”
    What the hell! How come she knows what I am thinking of wearing tomorrow?

    Scene-3
    Location: - Dining room, Dinner Time
    She: - I suggest, we go to bed early today. I feel little tired
    What the hell! How come she knows I am tired, before I realise it myself?

    And Next month is her birthday and I plan a surprise gift for her.
    But I know, I cannot buy anything without asking her opinion.

    And she tells me- It’s the men who rule.
    I am confused :confused:
    How do I go about surprising her on her birthday?
     
  2. lively_girl

    lively_girl Member

    Some suggestions:

    1. Do all the housework in the week before her birthday.
    2. Cook her a nice dinner.
    3. Take her somewhere for the weekend.

    What does she like? What does she need?

    You're predictable.
     
  3. laughing-buddha

    laughing-buddha Relax and have fun

    Some suggestions:

    1. Do all the housework in the week before her birthday- She will not like it
    2. Cook her a nice dinner- She won't allow me
    3. Take her somewhere for the weekend- She'll need it to be her planning. It won't be a surprise then.

    What does she like? What does she need?

    I think, she likes to be in charge- In control- of everything in her house.
    I think- she needs nothing else from me- except support.

    Yes, I am predictable, and I think- she wants me that way.
     
  4. eggsprog

    eggsprog anti gang marriage HipForums Supporter

    Why would you try to surprise her for her birthday if she doesn't like surprises?
     
  5. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

    She has the third eye of a soothsayer. Forget about surprises. Just say that you are planning to buy a lottery ticket and need some assistance in picking a number.
     
  6. laughing-buddha

    laughing-buddha Relax and have fun

    Yes, she has the third eye :)

    Yes. it means, I can't surprise her.

    Maybe, I should plan with her- a slow, romantic, long, candle-lit dinner and flow along with her, for the rest of the night.

    Won't it be too..... uneventful?
     
  7. cynthy160

    cynthy160 Senior Member

    Yes. But purposefully forget to bring various things for that event and she will remember to bring them all. That will make her happy.
     
  8. laughing-buddha

    laughing-buddha Relax and have fun

    :2thumbsup:

    Yes, got it !

    Thanks
     
  9. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    This reads like one of those sort of jokes you'd get in an E-mail, but with no punchline.
     

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