How do i greet my best friend's girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Free Love' started by DivineKid, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. DivineKid

    DivineKid Guest

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    I haven't really known her for a while, maybe 1 month. But lately we started talking alot and discuss kinky things when her boyfriend (my best friend) was beeing a dick to her. The next time we all see eachother, shloud I hug her (to piss him off, haha) or just say hello?
     
    DivineKid, Aug 18, 2011
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  3. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    you're not a good friend.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Aug 18, 2011
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  5. primalflow

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    Whatever you do, do it naked.
     
    primalflow, Aug 18, 2011
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  7. Moe420

    Moe420 Banned

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    Grab her tits, squeeze them twice and say HONK HONK
     
    Moe420, Aug 18, 2011
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  9. uglypuppy

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    :2thumbsup:

    Greet her with pelvic thrusts.
     
    uglypuppy, Aug 18, 2011
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  11. kairilove

    kairilove Member

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    Push her against the wall and give her the kind of kiss that leaves a girl wondering where her panties went.
     
    kairilove, Aug 18, 2011
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  13. jakegetsbaked

    jakegetsbaked Member

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    anus.

    that is all.
     
    jakegetsbaked, Aug 18, 2011
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  15. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Slap a saddle on her and jump ontop.
     
    Kinky Ramona, Aug 18, 2011
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  17. I am Rooney

    I am Rooney Visitor

    toss her salad
     
    I am Rooney, Aug 18, 2011
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  19. RooRshack

    RooRshack On Sabbatical

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    Only if her boyfriend is watching.
     
    RooRshack, Aug 18, 2011
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  21. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Smell her crotch!!!
     
    TAZER-69, Aug 19, 2011
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  23. p0ly

    p0ly Senior Member

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    I agree with IMB, if they're your best friend and you're flirting with his gf you're a shit friend.
     
    p0ly, Aug 19, 2011
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  25. vigilanteherbalist2

    vigilanteherbalist2 Senior Member

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    I think your "best friend" would be better off without your and his girlfriend in his life. You suck.
     
    vigilanteherbalist2, Aug 19, 2011
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  27. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah, if you're going and having nasty conversations with her while she's mad at your BEST FRIEND who she's with, then you are an awful friend...
     
    lovelyxmalia, Aug 19, 2011
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  29. GLENGLEN

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    +...Loved It....[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Aug 19, 2011
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  31. snowtiggernd

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    Just say hello....
     
    snowtiggernd, Aug 19, 2011
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  33. rollingalong

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    if you didnt bang her when your friend was being a dick then its you that is now a dick....or is that dickless
     
    rollingalong, Aug 19, 2011
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  35. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    This seems to work well for dogs. Just saying.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, Aug 19, 2011
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  37. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    That is what I was getting at.
     
    TAZER-69, Aug 23, 2011
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  39. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    You know the Philosophy of the dog. If you can't eat it or fuck it then piss on it.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, Aug 23, 2011
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