How Do Blind People know when they're done wiping their ass?

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seriously.

 

Idk, but if I was blind I would just use wipes. I imagine it would be like a guessing game.

 

A Quick Sniff Of The Paper As The Process Progresses Would Be My Guess....



Cheers Glen.

 

you are all fools
blind people dont poo

 

Wait a minute, you people look after you wipe?

 

I guess they learn pritty quick when there jocks stick to there arse.....

 

this reminds me of a true story about fat people who can't reach their ass...

 

Too bad it's unlikely that any blind people are going to stop by and answer the question.

 

Maybe there's a substance to provide a sticking barrier.

 

they do a handstand in the shower, when the water ain't smelly, they done

 

This thread has brightened up my day, thanks peeps!

 

they have a laser scanner like at the grocery store that tells them the percent of brown paper to white. Either that or their dog clean them up.....

 

one sense is diminished, another gets stronger.

 

I'm assuming because they can't see it, their poops are super clean every time

 

2 girls 1 toilet-role

 

I assume it's pretty easy with their other heightened senses. You think Zatoichi goes around saving towns from gangs worrying about hygiene?

No. His ass is as pure as his other senses.

 

I could bring up Daredevil for another example, but Ben Affleck set the blind community back by about 100 years. It's because of his bad acting threads like this exist!

 

Maybe you could write an app for that-

http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/03/09/an-iphone-app-helps-the-blind-identify-currency/

'For the millions of blind people living in the United States, paying for something in cash can pose major challenges because there is no difference between the size and shape of a $1 or $100 bill. To tackle this problem, many blind people set up systems to identify a bill’s value by folding the notes into different sizes and shapes, which then make them easily identifiable later"

 

they keep a laser scanner by their tp roll that scans the paper after every wipe and says in a monotonous computerized voice "poo" or "no poo"

 

this is why they ship all blind people to reservations, otherwise known as "european countries," where bidets are already installed.