How did the first people on Earth spruce up their sex life?

Ok, so we've discussed how Adam and Eve learned about the birds and the bees, now i wonder, later on, with all the time they had to explore each other sexually, they must have found new and knky ways to expand their erotic horizons.

Did they carve sex toys out of wood? Engage in wife swapping? Perform stripteases with leaves?

Another question. Because they were the only family on earth, brothers would have had to mate with sisters and sisters fathers etc. Does that mean we're all imbred?

 

I watched some show that said we are all no farther apart than 13th cousins or something... so if that's true, then yes. I think that's how fetishes were created... I bet beastiality was introduced fairly early on as well...

 

Sounds painful.

 

they did have dildos carved out of wood, and stone too...
they also used to deflower virgins with said dildos ...
i've read about this type of stuff :H

 

i think back then people only got it on so they could procreate. if im wrong, then i'm going with the beastiality thing.

 

people were actually really kinky back then...all sorts of suppressed sexuality ...
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yeah - we procreated with anything that had an orifice and thats how we are here today

 

Adam met Steve.

People are pretty closely related. Around 70,000 years ago there was a dramatic reduction in population, and there were only a few thousand people left.

Anyone here whos married is almost certainly married to a cousin.

... Perverts.

 

so go ahead - shag your brother.Where does science/religion lie in that? - 1 person/2 people/rabbits on heat - hey presto - human race? any race? all mad? nothing really 'normal'?

 

well Adam fucked all the animals, didnt think it felt right, and asked for a woman. Women are the spice of life.

 

Adam put it in her pooper.

 

I would have argued.I would have said music is the spice of life.But women are inspiration for a happy or sad song.Unless u listen to zappa in whitch some songs are about maintaining your vegetable input.(orally)

Adam wore a basball cap and chewed gum and said very little

 

Anal sex was the first form of birth control

 

Why the fuck would anybody deflower a virgin with a dildo ?????

 

That I highly doubt...... cavemen (or adam and eve, depending on whatyou believe) discovered that sex was enjoyable and kept doing it. And besides, what the fuck else was there to do back then?

 

In fact it was NOT the caveman ! I once saw a report that Bonobos (some kind of chimps) do it just for fun...

 

No, I dont know shit what you are talking about, but if you can be more specific I will take the next plane to India and settle there - but only if they dont force me to use a dildo or something, but if I can use my, eh, "personal deflowering tool"