How did she know?

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by JakeTheJock, Sep 18, 2013.

  1. JakeTheJock

    JakeTheJock Member

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    Last weekend I was getting a blow job from a new gal I had met at a party. But shortly after she began, she stopped and said ewww... you've been with someone else today. Then she got angry, backed off and told me to go home and take a cold shower.

    She was right. I had received a blow job from a different gal earlier that day. But how could she possibly tell?
     
  2. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Maybe she smelled perfume/shampoo/cosmetics.
     
  3. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    if your cock tasted like someone else's lunch, that's a dead giveaway..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY"]Riskay - Smell Yo Dick - YouTube
     
  4. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    Was there some tuna salad stuck to your uneven balls
     
  5. drumminmama

    drumminmama Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Lipstick?
    Didn't clean up?

    total frickin' BS?
     
  6. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    You had one of her head
    hairs wrapped around your cock and it got in the new girl's mouth!

    That had to be it!

    Yuck-o!
     
  7. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    lol stuck in the foreskin is more likely.
     
  8. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    That's sorta what I meant...:puke:
     
  9. 19times

    19times Member

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    Maybe she found the other girls false teeth still wrapped around your dick?

    :confused:
     
  10. bft4evr

    bft4evr Senior Member

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    From a very old commercial...

    "Lipstick on the collar told the tale on you"
     
  11. riverman18

    riverman18 solid gold brass

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    Thanks for putting THAT song in my head. :banghead:
     
  12. PineMan

    PineMan Senior Member

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    If you had also gone on to sex using a condom, that would have left an aftertaste.
     
  13. silk896

    silk896 Member

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    2 separate bj's in a day?
    ............... and you're complaining?????????
     
  14. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Just 1.5 .... hence the complaining.
     

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