How could get weed through airport security?

Going to Italy in about 4 months and i want to bring a gram or 2 of weed with me. How could i do it? My buddy had it tapped to his inner thigh once and then in chapstick the other time.

 

why chance it.. buy weed in italy

 

balloon//rectum

 

just go to webehigh.com

 

Carve a hole or tunnel in the middle of the peanut butter in a full jar and put the weed in a sealed bag into the tunnel, cover the tunnel with peanut butter. Tada.

 

xrays, dumbass.

 

dont they usually have dogs at the airport? well you could probably fit like 7 grams in a big flashlight, just take out the battery, and put it in and close it. to make sure the dogs cant smell it, i would first put the weed in some airtight bags, and then put it in and wash the outside of the flashlight so no weed particles are on the outside, that should probably work.

 

I can't believe you just called me a dumbass, hahah...

You're one blunt guy.

 

another really bad idea. god damn.

 

Its easy to mask the smell..Just gotta put it somewhere were xray wont see..carry on or underneath luggage? And usally there is a dog at the airport..but when we fly at like 5 in the morning..they usally are never around at logan international.I fly alot.

 

Are you sure the x-rays would be able to distinguish the dis figuration in the peanut butter? I doubt they would even think anything of it even if they did notice it... And who x-rays peanut butter? Just keep it in your bag, the x-ray will just see it as a jar of peanut butter I think.

 

TSA will go through your bags. Come on, stoners.
Be smart.

 

The x-ray wont see the peanut butter just like an x-ray on your body wont see muscles..just bones....all it will show is the outline of the jar...they are looking for devices like bombs and such..x-ray's arnt good for drugs.

 

Never have gone through my bag EXCEPT when i was in China. In America i notice they could give two shits.

I just dont know weather to put in one me..in my carry on..or underneath baggage and what i should put it in if its in a bag.

 

le sigh. I travel a lot. There's always a notice in my bag. Good luck...

 

Well they'd check and open it but they'd only find a used peanut butter jar, you'd cover the tunnel with peanut butter... I think my idea would work.

 

put it in your underwear.

or don't do it.

 

Yeah seriously, buy some Italian weed, who knows, maybe it will be awesome.

 

i am in awe that you just said this.

/stereotyping

 

Don't be in awe. I'm just a monkey who's flown on too many damned airplanes.