How Come Jews didn't accept Zeus as the leader of the Gods

I mean he had that cool ass lightning bolt. it says so in this book.

 

d0od, It baffles me...lightning pwns everything.

 

Fuck all other gods. Zeus is tha man!

 

oh my god. eh....Oh my zeus. I can feel pee running down my leg....

 

hahaha...edd will know what im taling about....

"HADEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" bwahahaha...

if you ask, i may tell...

 

aphrodite is pretty cool.

she has sex and her name resembles aphrodisiac.

i like latin.

 

perhaps the jews didnt want zeus as their leader because they knew that if they disobey'd him, he would throw a lighting bolt up their ass...i know i wouldnt want that

 

aphrodite pwns you.

 

meg pwns me.

 

ahhaha snot.

 

nathan pwns his shoes

 

i eat grease.

 

my foot is so swelled up, it looks like a hobbits foot, just not as hairy, and if i walk on it i may break a bone.

 

zeus was so promiscuous - I wouldn't be suprised if all gods had some zeus blood in em'. That man has mated in the form of a goose, a bull and many other wacky animals. He's EVERYWHERE!

 

Thor, the much cooler God of Thunder

and my old favorite

Krsna, the first of the Incarnations of God...the second being Jesus [well for me anyways ]

 

aphrodite is such a fucking sex bomb.

i'd hit her.

 

Thor > Zeus > Jesus.

Pfff... Jesus. What kind of God doesn't do any smiting? Isn't this what godhood is all about?

 

Jesus' showing will be when the events in Revelations come to pass...Jesus will take up a sword if im not mistaken...

 

A sword is not lightning. You can't smite people properly with a sword. It has to be lightning.

 

ummmm..... A) what does Zues haft to do with Jews B) Zues is cool lol