how come chicks can name a guys penis but guys never name their girls vagina?

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  1. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    anybody know?
     
  2. CrAzYStaRR

    CrAzYStaRR Member

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    LOL My boyfriend named mine.... z Gurl he says it with a bad accent.
     
  3. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I can honestly say that I have absolutely no desire to name any guy's penis.
     
  4. dhs

    dhs Senior Member

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    I had a gf in college whom I named her cooch Genie. She rather liked it.
     
  5. ChiefCowpie

    ChiefCowpie hugs and bugs

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    you are taken off my list for perspective mates...if you can't give it a name, then you can't be in the game
     
  6. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    That greatly saddens me Chief :(
     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    i don't think men are allowed because their names are usually not very attractive, like "Drippin' Gash," "Split Tail" or "the Tuna Taco."
     
  8. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    It's sorta like what cowboys used to say about their horse--"Don't name it, you might have to eat it".
     
  9. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    How about, "Wet Muffin of Love"?
     
  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    The Garage...for parkin' his "hot rod o' love."
     
  11. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    that brought out a guffaw that woke my baby...awesome.
     
  12. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I just always call it the "Vaginal Oriface."
     
  13. mick_jagger_is_so_hi

    mick_jagger_is_so_hi Member

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    One guy came up with the name 'Barbarella' for my vagina.:cool:
     
  14. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    You still tell people what I call your vagina?
     
  15. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I have to agree with KC, you guys don't have very nice names for our naughty bits. You can just name my breasts instead.
     
  16. ArtistofPeace

    ArtistofPeace Senior Member

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    HAHAHAHA!!!
     
  17. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    dave calls mine "Peaches." the breasts are just "the twins" or "the girls."
     
  18. -Jesus-

    -Jesus- Member

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    (|) Garfield
     
  19. WanderingturnupII

    WanderingturnupII Grouchy Old Fart

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    Well...When I was in High School, a girl named Amy with Famous Tits once wore a shirt with her name embroidered over the left breast...I said to her, in public, "That's nice...What do you call the other one?" Earning me the right to never date her, and a lot of laughs from my buds...
     
  20. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    mine is called susie
     

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