How can you tell when your stoned?

Question up top for everyone else? Whats your stoned feel like haha?

 

I have trouble focussing.. it's like.. when I look at someone while talking or sth, I notice after a while that I'm kinda focussing on a point 'behind' them.. so I sort of look through them. Plus when I wonder if I'm stoned all I have to do is pay attention to the 'tingling' feeling on the inside of my skull.. kinda weird to explain but it feels like my head is empty and someone is softly tickling the inside of my skull.

And when my boyfriend is there I tend to get paranoid over him, thinking he's sick or in a seizure or sth

Yeah weird, I know

 

My body feels better, like my back isn't sore. I'll just feel really good and I'll want to go and talk to people. Sometimes I'll get perenoid if I smoke to much. Mainly I just get happier.

 

*Everything* is fun and feels a lot better than it did before I lit up. Music sounds better, games are more interesting, and conversation is killer!

 

its really easy to focus for me. i focus better than i do when i'm not stoned.. maybe i'll smoke before school everyday and get better grades lol .. but i get paranoid sometimes, especially when my parents are around and i'm stoned, but other than that i laugh and relax and have fun.

 

Everything begins to feel strange...I feel connected to everything I look at...body buzz is kicking in...my vision trails after my head moves, etc.

 

like my mind feels not 'there' haha and im thinking alot of things and i start to feel 'light bodided' and everything just feels really weird...like im in a deja vu....wen i feel like im in dreams i had before or THOUGHT i had before haha. and then i suddenly ahve no idea what is happening at all

 

Because I'm thinking fifty million things all at once and everything looks like a piece of art, a movie or a painting, a photograph.

Then I realize how fucking hungry I am.

 

its great, im quiet i just sit there for a good while just staring at nothing, depending on who im with though like if with mates that dont get freaked we have a laugh but my mates who do we kinda be quiet and do what they want, then i smoke more then i eat EVERYTHING . i want a spliff now

 

Thats how I am. I'm quiet, relaxed and I stay their for a while just looking at like nothing. Then I become real thirtsy , my spit becomes really white, then I can't spit anything at all LOL, then I real like when I walk I'm moving super fast. Then I kinda feel sick and go lay down . Then I wake up and I'm hungrier then a fucken fat person in a hot dog line !! But overall its pretty fun. Till I feel like I'm gonna die or somethin LOL and later I become real paranoid!!!

 

My hands and feet go ice cold for some reason... also getgot the tingly feeling Velvet mentioned, mmm like a massage in my head...

 

i dont really relize that the way i'm thinking has totally changed from when i started until i kind of "take a gasp of air" from being underwater in the pool of highness. Kind of like taking a breath and then relizing that you've smoked alot and your really really fucked up. Generally i relize i'm really high when i remember that i have tangable pressence and i remember who i am or what i'm doing, but then i just forgot and get totally lost in the next hit. hahaaa

 

sometimes i cant

 

eye are bloodshot abilty to standup is bad noises echo your own voice sound distorted it fuckin great hehe lol

 

i want the weed your smokin

 

I realize that I'm stoned when it tickles to walk barefoot (wtf!!) and when I move from one room to another, I forget that I've moved and don't know how I got there

 

haha oh ya i do that 2, like id be in another room or somethin and id be like whoa how did i get here? when did i move over here? lol

aw man, this thread is makin me wanna be stoned, i havent even smoked in like 4 days!!

 

i turn into a dancing mushroom that can fly... its pretty fun... just gotta remember to stop flying before my buzz goes away... otherwise i turn back to normal and fall from the sky... it sucks falling from the sky...

 

I can tell when I feel like this thing in my chest, I feel like all this energy right in the center of my chest. I feel kinda floaty, and I think really slowly, When I am sober I think about all sorts of things, seperately, but all my thoughts come together and form one constant slow thought when I am stoned, and thats when I come up with some good philosophical theories.

THe best thing ever is to get really high, go with some friends into the forest and hug trees, im telling you, their energy will fill your entire body. Its awesome

 

i'll be talking to someone and i'll look through them and can not concentrate on them. i can block out everything that i don't want to focus on. i get a warm tickling feeling inside which is nice and i get a buzz inside my head. it sounds wierd but if you lick the top of the inside of your mouth it feels so wierd. i feel things that i recognise from somewhere but can't remember where i know them from.

well it all makes sense when your stoned:sunglasse

happy toking