how can you tell if someone is gay?

Discussion in 'Gay Polls' started by reece_price, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. SageDreamer

    SageDreamer Senior Member

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    In my case, some people would and some people wouldn't.
     
  2. GayOldBoy

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    But you wouldn't be able to tell that if you used your EVER PRECIOUS FRIGGING CONDOM, Hi PUNK. Would you?
    You're not being very careful, or advisory HERE are you? Seems that you're very choosy about when you give good advice, and when you're just being the pretentious little pr*ck you come across as!

    In fact I very much doubt you know what shit OR dick actually taste like! You're probably the WORLD EXPERT on the many and varied tastes of LATEX though!

    Still... Live Forever, Enjoy Nothing 'Til You Die Sometime!

    Adverts according to Hi PUNK:>>>

    Suck a condom every day,
    Keep everyfuckingthing at bay.
    And that includes... PEOPLE!

    I'd advise kissing my arse, but the condom would keep slipping off your tongue! (Probably due to the pressure of hot air being expelled at a great rate of knots!)

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Dennis.
     
  3. La Dulce Vita

    La Dulce Vita Banned

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  4. La Dulce Vita

    La Dulce Vita Banned

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    and the color.
     
  5. GayOldBoy

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    Let me tell you this... As long as you are of legal age, and you turn up at my place dressed like that, (virtually naked and covered in tinsel...? WHOA!!!) you WILL NOT BE LEFT IN ANY DOUBT AS TO MY SEXUALITY at all!

    C'mon sweet boy... VISIT me [​IMG] and find out for yourself!

    Love and >>>[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Dennis.
     
  6. hipunk

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    That was a joke. I am sorry for it, not because it's crude but because it's a tired, old joke that everybody has heard. We need a little levity once and a while, GayOldBoy.

    I understand that you and I disagreed on the advice of condom use but I imagined that we would agree on other topics at some point. The condom conversation was on another thread, so I don't understand why you feel it's important to needle me on the subject. Yes, I'm aware that my written word can be sharp and even caustic. That's the price I pay for having strong opinions and not being afraid to share them. In my own defense, I do think about every word I write and I try to be articulate.

    If you wish to start a thread on condom use and safe sex, do start one -you seem to have more to say on the subject.

    I can see that you are very angry. I'm angry too, but not at you, my brother; I'm not even angry with you. I am angry at what they have done to all of us. Please set aside your petty insults, I'm just some dumb fuck on a gay forum and it's a waste of your energy. Besides the insults do nothing to further our conversations here. Folks are more interested to hear about what you know and love.


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  7. mushie18

    mushie18 Intergalactic

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    I believe that my sexuality isn't very apparant. The people I have told have responded by saying, "What?! I've just never thought that you could be gay" and then they will go on to say "Well, i guess it makes sense".

    Who knows, some people may think I am, and some may not. But I don't think my mannerisms are a precise way in determining my sexuality.
     
  8. FLAM

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    At birth, all gay men are implanted with a tracking device by god. Just in case you didn't know.
     
  9. GayOldBoy

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    Well my little darlings... God never implanted me, because the twat doesn't exist!

    I know I'm gay, and have been since puberty. But to suggest such a thing, even in jest, is ludicrous! Only those gullible enough to believe in ANY Gods, would give credence to this crock of shite! :dupe:

    Bye-Bye Sweeties! :jester:
     
  10. Dehnus

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    Well usually ppl have a hard time accepting that I'm gay hehe even Gay ppl. Usually is like "What but you? And what about? How....? HUH!"

    I don't know why it is though. Sure I like my car.my little red Suzuki Swift 1.3 GS. 1:20 (Eat your hearth out Soccer Moms that wanna offroad, yes that is 1 liter for 20 kilometers not bad for an old car. But the engine is in tiptop shape :D.), Cute colour and I keep repairing him myself (he is almost an old timer now but Ilove him nonetheless :) His name is Yuki :D. But I'm also very hyper joke around alot usually am quite snappy with my replies. I look at boys even sometimes go "damn cute" in my outside voice instead of my inside one...if you catch what I mean lol.. and the other students often look at girls when I'm not looking at all. I really don't understant that they are suprised when they ask me lol. Heck I even have a slightly higher voice then most hehe.

    Maybe it is because I do work very hard (I'm not scared by manual labour) and do fix Yuki myself? But is that so wierd hehe or so "Heterosexual" :D?
     
  11. LJDV

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    I just get a feeling about certain people, and it hasn't been wrong yet. Happens as soon as I see them usually though. =)
     
  12. GayOldBoy

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    In a nutshell... The best way to tell if someone is gay is... :detective
    Stick your cock in his mouth. If he smacks you into the afterlife... :beatdeadhHe ain't!
    If he doesn't spit it out, he's a cannibal!
    If he appears to enjoy it, and drinks you dry... There's a friend for life! Oh... And he's gay! :jester: :lol:
     
  13. dudenamedrob

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    put them under a blacklight, if they glow they're gay. gay people are blacklight reactive.
     
  14. PresidentialScandal

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    Sometimes I wonder if really the only way to truly know is to put the person in question into a sexual situation. A homosexually sexual situation. (Although, perhaps not quite as blatant as your example details.) Because frankly, the guy who I like, I simply don't believe it.
     
  15. GayOldBoy

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    Hi PS... If you really fancy this guy, try approaching him with subtle questions. Try telling him something about a "Gay Friend", and ask his opinion.
    Just how close are you and this guy? If it's a distant connection, then you may have to find someone else who knows him, and ask them about him. If you're close friends just ask him outright. You don't need to reveal your feelings towards him until you know his orientation!
    Best of Luck PS. :001_icon1
     
  16. GayOldBoy

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    Well, SelfControl... I came out to my best friends, and my 26 year old son last year. They were ALL shocked! They didn't have the faintest idea I was gay!

    But now I'm out, I have a monogamous relationship which seems to be going well, and he has met with my son and friends. They got on very well. It was a very good day!

    It might not be good for everyone, but if you're gay, and want it known... TELL those who count most! If there's someone you fancy badly enough, tell him. If he's not gay you're not going to get anywhere with him anyway, and should move on!
    Love To You All... Dennis. :001_icon1
     
  17. ronald Macdonald

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    well, they generally have a cock of their own but suck other peoples as well. They go on and on in a really camp way about people, and are often found in bed with people of the same sex.
     
  18. Alaskan

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    Well ronald Macdonald; I see your spaming the Gay Forum, whats next the Garden forum, Get a life........
     
  19. Loveminx

    Loveminx Sports Racer

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    you can tell they're gay by the subtle reactions they have to different things...movies, events, people...
     
  20. Samhain

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    thats a sweeping statement, some gay people you'll only know when they tell you
    S
     

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