how can you bring coke on a plane

and no i dont mean coca cola what is the safest way and which way can you smuggle the most

 

on a plane?? ur crazy, thats like the hardest way ever to bring sumthin to another country, why dont you just buy your drugs at your final destination?? I'm sure you can find some anywhere pretty much

 

im planning on bringing some back from my vacation to south america

 

upa u ass... or Wif a girl..

 

good luck.

 

tape the bag to the back of your balls

 

okay if so how much can i fit or does it depend on the size of ur balls

 

Shoot it in your veins and then knife it out later.

 

why don't you just buy some when you get back, lol

 

ow that sounds painful

 

drug dogs sniff that shit, even if its in your ass dude.. id say swallow a couple balloons.

 

and hope they don't pop. lol

 

you put it in a baby powder container and say that your nose needs pampering.

 

Atleast thatd give them a good laugh as they arrested you. Either dont bother, or shallow that shit and make sure it is NOT going to break in your tummy. No eating or drinking while their in their. Then poop em out at home.

 

i lol'ed

 

Here's a fail-proof method.

I know a bunch of people who do this and no one ever got caught.

Take a drinking straw, the regular kind.

Sanitize it in alcohol.

Tape one side shot, and fill all of the straw with coke.

...then stick it into your urethra.

It might sound painful, but people say that it actually feels good once you get used to it, and no one is ever gonna search inside your dick.

Just use lube to slide it in... and then tape the other side shot. Just take it out whenever you gotta piss or get your dick sucked in the airport.

The urethra is actually very elastic and can fit a drinking straw (full of cocaine).

This is how professional drug dealers do it. You are guaranteed to get caught if you tape it to yourself.

Seriously brah...

Do it.

 

ouch.... and you must be that professional drug dealer.
If I were you, Id go there, do the good coke, and then come back and do the shitty coke again

 

put a straw in your dick not only does that sound painful but you cant fit much coke in a straw

 

It really isn't painful.

Try it out.

You can put a whooole lot of coke in a straw. You can ever glue or tape two straws together and insert both of them... the urethra is really long.

 

i dont know about shoving them up my dick or ass.

i'd swallow a few balloons full of it though if i was gonna do it.