How can I increase the amount of cum?

I want to bust really huge nuts all over this chicks face. How do I make it so that I cover her entire face and neck with a thick layer of spooge? ha ha.

 

If I really want to impress my wife with a huge load, I start wanking myself early during the day but not all the way to blowing. I'll do it three or four times during the day of when we want to do it. It takes self control sometimes, but it works well for me.

 

cool. I will try that. But what I want is to actually permanently increase the quantity of man-chowder that i squirt...

 

Jay-Jay - Each guy is different - some have huge loads of thick, sticky cum; others have thin watery cum. The only way I can think of to ejaculate a thick layer of spooge is to not cum for a week (if you can hold it that long) and then let it go. "Edging", as discussed above, may also help.

 

ha ha. i think its so funny the different nick names: spooge, man chowder...etc.
funny shit

 

Try going a few days without ejaculating. when I do that, I usually shoot a bigger load and the orgasm is a lot more intense.

 

I've found out that eating spaghetti before, seems to do it for me. And indeed holding it in for e few days

 

i didn't masturbate for 14 years that's 728 weeks didn't help =(

 

lolz dude thats because you hadnt been produceing as jay-jay would call it spooge and you barely started puberty lolz and holding it on does help what ive noticed tho is if you just like stay hard all day it keeps it active down their so that may help produceing bigger ammounts of "spooge"

 

Spaghetti ? for real? like a big ass plate of noodles and sauce with meatballs ?

 

I want to be the one man Bukakke army!!!

 

me too. i love the names.

Some of my favorites:

Spooge
Splooge
Spunk
Man Chowder
Grunt splunt

Btw- the thread is good. i'd love to be able to spunk more fluid than i do now. It'd make the orgasm feel more gratifying.

 

Drink LOTS of water and stay away from foods that will dehydrate you like sodas and lots of processed sugars.

heard having a good source of vitamins like zinc also promote prostate health

 

I read this thread because I seriously want to increase my volume too - but jay-jay - im crying with laughter at some of your posts and terms.. nice one Man chowder got me lol'ing hard.

 

yea. it is funny.
Hopefully more people will input their techniques to increase the total amount of hot steamy Goo that we splash on a girls face.
I think that also it is maybe a little psychological. One time I was turned on because i knew the chick wanted a facial so i blew a larger load than normal. But as far as permanently increasing the volume of spunk, that is what interests me.

 

It's pretty easy, actually. Just go buy a basic multi-vitamin. They contain zinc, and zinc increases the production of semen. I can 100% testify to this being true.

Typically if you aren't already on a multi-vitamin and aren't already getting unusually large amounts of zinc through your diet, you should be able to notice your initial increase in semen production rather easily, because you'll start getting erections easier and more often due to the fact that you have a bigger load than usual (also, I believe that the initial "spike" in semen production makes for an unusually "happy" cock, so expect that as well).

And as little side note: Semen is stored at your "chode"; the area behind your balls where the "root" of your penis is as it travels between your legs and towards your anus. The more semen you have the bigger this area will appear and feel, especially when you have an erection, and the bigger and more tender it will be to the touch, as your semen store really begins to build (i.e. you can actually "feel" the semen stores on each side). Sperm is stored in the balls and under normal circumstances it basically increases right along with your semen. I've actually had a big enough load before (semen AND sperm, of course) that my scrotum experienced some noticeable vascularity.

I believe there are a few other natural things that are known to increase semen and/or sperm production, but I can't recall what they are at the moment.

 

Being toxin free helps with production and testosterone and overall performance. Especially if you smoke tobacco.

 

Women don't like guys to cum all over their faces. But it happens with people who have seen too much porn. Makers of porn think they need a "money shot" to prove that it is real sex, which is totally ridiculous in this day and age. "Facials" aren't a natural part of sex; they were invented by the porn industry.

 

Correction: YOUR women don't like whe you cum on their face.

 

In addition to drinking a lot of water as some people have already said, try a prostate massage 15-30 minutes before you want blow your load. You will see an increase in the volume of pre-cum AND when you explode all over your lady's face.