how big is your buddah

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by neim, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. neim

    neim Member

    Buddhists do not ‘believe’ anything...
    Instead of believing, they practice...


    source
     
  2. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter

    Mine Is About Average Size In The Warmer Months..:)

    But Shrinks To Nothing More Than A Shadow Of It's Former Self In

    Winter..:(


    Cheers Glen.
     
  3. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

    My Buddah left me and ran off with a used car salesman..

    Peace
     
  4. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    My Buddah saw that ^.
    My Buddah laughed. A lot.
     
  5. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

    Could I get by by saying that maybe the Buddha lies within us?

    If so, it's physical being that it inhabits is about 5'11" and weighs about 140 pounds :D
     
  6. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

    So Buddhists are like doctors and lawyers then.
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I thought this was going to be a show off your stomach thread. I was really looking forward to Ganja's reply. Damn yous!
     
  8. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    we killed our Buddha and now live in a zen free zone.. if you still have yours,leave him at the gate,hes not welcome here...
     
  9. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

    I think I'll have a peanut buddha and jelly sandwich on free range bread.
     
  10. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

    “What is your practice? What is Buddha?” someone asked [Zen master Ummon]. He answered … “Something to wipe yourself with in the rest room.” That is what he said. And since then many Zen masters are thinking about it, practicing with the koan: What is toilet paper? ~ Shunryu Suzuki
     
  11. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

    ^^ hehe, similar to the koan "What is Buddha?" " Dried shit stick"
     
  12. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

    Blasphemy, I tell you. My pecker is 8 inches big.
     
  13. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°* Supporters HipForums Supporter

    i was totaly misled by this thread.
     
  14. AquaLight

    AquaLight Senior Member

    Too big.
     

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