Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by neim, Feb 17, 2009.
Buddhists do not ‘believe’ anything...
Instead of believing, they practice...
Mine Is About Average Size In The Warmer Months..
But Shrinks To Nothing More Than A Shadow Of It's Former Self In
My Buddah left me and ran off with a used car salesman..
My Buddah saw that ^.
My Buddah laughed. A lot.
Could I get by by saying that maybe the Buddha lies within us?
If so, it's physical being that it inhabits is about 5'11" and weighs about 140 pounds
So Buddhists are like doctors and lawyers then.
I thought this was going to be a show off your stomach thread. I was really looking forward to Ganja's reply. Damn yous!
we killed our Buddha and now live in a zen free zone.. if you still have yours,leave him at the gate,hes not welcome here...
I think I'll have a peanut buddha and jelly sandwich on free range bread.
“What is your practice? What is Buddha?” someone asked [Zen master Ummon]. He answered … “Something to wipe yourself with in the rest room.” That is what he said. And since then many Zen masters are thinking about it, practicing with the koan: What is toilet paper? ~ Shunryu Suzuki
^^ hehe, similar to the koan "What is Buddha?" " Dried shit stick"
Blasphemy, I tell you. My pecker is 8 inches big.
i was totaly misled by this thread.
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