honestly the funniest line ever.

some kid has been creepin on me the past few days!

and like, i was honestly interested at first... he shares common interests, we smoke together, he goes to an interesting college.. mutual friends, etc whatever.

so lately we'd been hanging out more! and today he texts me:

i want to taste your alcoholized saliva with my drunk tounge.

best. fucking. line. ever.
use it on someone, and tell me your reactions.

my reaction:
WHAT?uke:

 

hes probably hella drunk and thinks hes being funny/witty

 

nope, totally sober. not high or anything. he's completely sober. seriously. LOL

 

I would be like what the fuck????

Aahahhahaha!

 

ok so i guess that means he wants to fuck ya drunk?

 

Pff, everyone knows amphetamine is the real aphrodisiac

That's an odd thing to say sober. Does he mean what he seems to mean by it?

 

i thought it was MDMA

 

i think it'd be hard to get it up on MDMA. Plus the sensory thing might be too much to derive sexual pleasure from. Then again I should try it >_>

 

I just texted this to my girlfriend and she says "i can spit in your mouth if you really wanna try something new and kinky"

what a slut, I love her :smilielol5:

 

I sent it to my ex and she emailed me some nudes lmao

 

^ pics our gtfo

 

the real aphrodisiac is weed. best one i've found as of yet.
and..i've heard better...

 

So you wouldn't react well if I told you that?

 

Why would someone tell someone that?

I would look at you like your stupid be like what? And laugh at you.

 

Honestly I wouldn't do it, it is funny though.

 

that might have killed it.actually the more i think about it, it sounds real stupid.nvm lol
you should've said something crazy back.

 

i LIKE MINE BETTER

"Have you ever been called an icecream cone?"
"No.Why?"
"Because your something I could lick all night.
"Let me show you some tongue action."

 

i hope not.

 

Would you prefer "I want to taste your smoke clouded breath on my pot brownie tongue." ?

 

Uhhh... thats wierd too.....
I told my friend that and she was like what the fuck??


everyone loves jay.