home alone again DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

well its 11pm and everyone left me home alone, so what better to do than go on a digi cam photo spree.............. woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

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*damn I am lookin super white*​

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Such a cutie.

 

Jesus...you are so pretty.

You know, I would love to see your 'shananigans.' Take a pic of them for me.

Now, are you going to pistol whip me? I like that. Especially from you sexy.

Grrrrr...

 

damn it nathan ​

:::hits nathan in the back of the head with a super soaker::: ​

sorry that is as close as i get to real guns​

 

I wish I could be home alone.... I got spoiled while I was housesitting for my mom last week. I miss being able to walk around naked smoke wherever I wanted to. Maybe I should get my own place.


But I'm afraid to live alone.



So I guess it's just a lose/lose thing..... Sometimes it really sucks to be weird.

 

you can live with me and we can walk around naked and smoke all day
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I'll move in too. I don't smoke, but I know how to walk around naked.

I must warn you, though, I'm not nearly as pretty naked as I used to be.

 

only if you cook us pancakes
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Yaaaay! We could all be roomies!


Marc, it's what's on the inside that makes you really beautiful! I'd rather see a fat happy naked person than a skinny douchebag naked person....

 

Ummm.... I kind of prefer waffles.... but I'm very good at settling...

 

It's pancakes and waffles.

 

well heres my ugly drunk face, if you can handle this, you can handle living with me HAHA...........ignore my lil belly rolls and whiteness HAHAHA​

this was actually an attempt at being sexy but it looks like i failed ​

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Awesome! I want to grow maple trees so I can make syrup and catch it in the little buckets like in movies..... but I also like the Hungry Jack kind.

 

that sounds bad ass........... i want maple trees too!!​

 

I don't know how to tell you this, dear, but, you always turn me on.

 

hehe i am on the potty
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haha... I didn't notice that... You're my favorite.

 

A further turn on.

 

The potty deffinatley turns me on too, I mean shit, I like it duuuuurty baby. :-*

Now, let's make love and get it over with, I know you want to, let's just go.

Hah, but really you are quite beautiful. I love your hair, and I think you're great.

 

hehe i usually prefer the dryer or washing machine
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