I was just innocently drinking a glass of water and noticed there were a large number of mosquitoe larvae in it. They look like hairy spinal cords. Disgusting.
That explains a lot. Its weird about the mosquito maggots because when I was a kid I distinctly remember them being white and much smaller. Now they are large black and hairy. The times they are a changin'.
Pfft whatever. Any guy can help create a kid.....or all you need is sperm and a turkey baster. That doesn't sound like mosquito larvae