Holy Joint!

Rolling a joint out of a page of the bible...
is that so wrong?

HTML:

 
<marquee>
get high!!!get high!!!get high!!!get high!!!get high!!!get high!!!get high!!!get high!!!get high!!!get high!!!get high!!!
</marquee> 

 

well ok that html thing don't work like i wanted
damn

 

hey, when you need paper...you need paper!

 

I know that they have thin papers, but it seems sooo wrong. I've used the outside paper of a tampax in a pinch (get rid of that string opening thing) or just use a coke can until you can come up with something better.

 

it's not just that the pages r thin but they r made out of onion paper...
onion paper is great for joints

 

Well, if you don't believe in the Bible, and happen to own one, then more power to ya.

If you DO believe in the Bible, then ... you're fucked! =P

And if you don't believe in the Bible but it was someone else's Bible, then shame on ya (unless you've got permission)!

 

maybe they made them thin and out of onion paper for a reason...

WEED!!!!

We all know jesus was a stoner. don't worry about it. smoke up and enjoy.

 

There's nothing wrong with using the Bible. If you happen to have an old copy, the pages may be made out of hemp. Also, try to use one of the blank pages towards the end, you don't want to use a page from Revelations or something and have to smoke up all that ink..

 

If you smoke weed with Bible paper you will become at one with God.

 

wouldn't the ink on the paper be bad to smoke though. I agree i think jesus was a stoner, wwjd, he would lite that shit up.

 

I tried it once and it works well. I'm Jewish so according to the people who gave me the bible outside of school I'm going to hell because I don't accept Jesus as my savior. So what's the difference? I'm going to hell anyway

 

I believe Jesus was black.

I betcha he got all the ladies too. They all wanted some of that.

 

ive done that. worked amazingly, bible paper is great for joint, u can make some big mother fucker outta that shit too assuming you have the blank pgs my bible did.

 

Don't ever do it, it sucks.


I tried it once, one of the blank pages, and it was so harsh and gross.

 

I don't think it's very harsh... Although it doesn't always burn at a good speed.... I like doing it, your own custom-sized papers... I'd never smoke a page with ink on it... I prefer papers with that adhesive more though

 

i use bible pages alot. i never have paprr so i just rip out a page. and hey, theres alot of places when the bible says that you should toke up, so why not?

 

where does it say you should toke up?
i wanna know...
i'm stoned and you have really just sparked my curiosity
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the bible doesnt say YOU should toke up, it says you should toke up OTHER people

'do unto others as you would have done unto youself' (or something)

its all about passin the dutchie pon the lef han side

 

Psalm 104:14. Check that out. it does not straightly say that u should toke up, but read beetwen the lines.

 

so every one else don't have to look it up

104:14 He causeth the grass to grow for the cattle, and herb for the service of
man: that he may bring forth food out of the earth;