Holy FUCK, A Tornado!

I just turned over to the news and they were annoucing a tornado that just touched down in Port Orange, which is only 15 minutes down the road from me. And what is really scary is that it is riding along the edge of Atlantic Avenue moving north, and that is the road I live on. It is coming my way. They said it is skirting the coastline, and hovering just out over the shore, so they believe it will go offshore by the time it hits Daytona.

Still though, I'm nervous as fuck right now. Hold me.

 

Cool

Does it sound like a freight train like everybody says?


Hotwater

 

It's pretty fuckin loud. It is kind of like a loud whirring sound, like your whole head is in the world's biggest blender at top speed. Oh, and with a freight train inside the blender with your head.

I'm gonna die.

 

Thats so cool. Youll live

 

Adios



It’s snowing like crazy here, but it always does that


hotwater

 

run downstairs! and hibernate! lol

 

Yeah tornadoes are pretty common there, waterspouts are cool.

Hows florida going? My temperature thing on my laptop is still set to jax, and today i was longingly looking at it say 75 after freezing my ass off all day in an ice storm and spinning off the road in my car.

Its tight to be up north for awhile, but damn.

 

I am still alive, but the storm is still crashing around on the shore. I looked out and saw that the waves are intensely violent right now, so I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a long night. The Tornado Warning expires in 15 minutes, so it should be okay.

It is offshore now, so long as it doesn't decide to bounce back onto land. Still, hold me. I'm a wuss.

 

It's alright. It was 77 here today, and I think it hit 80 in Orlando. It is supposed to be 80 here for a couple days coming up. It's not dropping below the 50's even at night right now, so yea, weather's good. Cept the fuckin tornados and shit.

 

Shit, just wait for hurricane season.

How many blocks are you from the beach? Thats cool man.

 

i'll never understand you east coast and southern folks....


i'll take an earthquake anyday!

 

Earthquake my ass. No wait. I mean, tornadoes are cool, they can pick up and throw houses and stuff. Florida is REALLY cool cuz it gets hurricanse AND tornados. I'm lucky. hahaha

 

You must have missed Mega Disasters Earthquake in New York City last night on the History channel


Hotwater

 

Yeah, my shit says 63 right now. Ill.

Although this crisp dry air feels pretty nice too at times. Glad to hear its good.

 

really?? AWESOME!!! i don't watch tv... would that be on DVD though??

i've been in a few quakes.. and they are FUN! was in one last october.. good times.

 

I think it is coming out on DVD, could be wrong though.

 

The show is available on DVD, however I must warn you the show is speculative


Hotwater

 

It certainly is.

 

Shit, don't die.

You know that movie twister? I love the part where the cow flies by.

 

I'm alright telemephone. I'll live.