holiday off work

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Death, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    for the first time since like a long time.

    last time i had a holiday off work, i was unemployed so that dosent really count. i had no money. i have money to get fucked up tonite!! im going to go downtown where theyre blocking off several city blocks solely for the purpose of MASS ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION.

    I am going to charge my batteries and take my camera and you will see the best party in years.

    or maybe just a bunch of loud drunk fucks.
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    you are so badass death, can I have a cup of your puke from this part-tay..PLLEEASSSEE!!
     
  3. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    i cant guarantee itll be completely composed of my puke.
     
  4. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    what are you doin tonite shroom?
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    my bf is going to do my ointment process we have to do every Monday and Thursday... Then he's going to video tape me trimming my nose hairs so we can watch it later while we make out... Then it's free time where I can so totally just do my own thing which consists of pulling and fondling my skin-tags...Sounds like a blast, aye.. Well, guy, that's because it is...
     
  6. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    you gonna drink the green pus coming out of tour vag while pooping too?
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    That's a little extreme, even for me... What's "tour vag" does this suggest that maybe I should take my vagina on tour?
     
  8. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    i maent YOUR vag.
     
  9. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

    I think your vag has been touring enough already, shroomie.
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    Death, if I sent you a speak and spell, would you put it to good use?



    ;) don't get panties in a bunch, I am joking.. (do I have to put this little disclaimer that I am kidding, or do you think you will know that I am)
     
  11. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

    This is true...Ah, Summer of '96, that takes me back... Listening to Bryan Adams and it's just me and my vag on that lonely road...
     
  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    i had a "Smart Start Speller".
     
  13. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

    I bought souvenirs on that tour...I still have my autographed photo of shroom's douche bottle...

    Ah, the Tour de Vag...
     
  14. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

    And on the topic, the Irish pubs downtown have got tents set up for patron overflow...the Tir Na Nog expects to be at full capacity 15 minutes after they open their doors at 11pm...

    Who's up for braving the sub zero temps with me? We will wear our parkas with pride...
     
  15. Death

    Death Grim Reaper

    theres gonna be six thousand people at the Dublin Pub
     

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