for the first time since like a long time. last time i had a holiday off work, i was unemployed so that dosent really count. i had no money. i have money to get fucked up tonite!! im going to go downtown where theyre blocking off several city blocks solely for the purpose of MASS ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION. I am going to charge my batteries and take my camera and you will see the best party in years. or maybe just a bunch of loud drunk fucks.
my bf is going to do my ointment process we have to do every Monday and Thursday... Then he's going to video tape me trimming my nose hairs so we can watch it later while we make out... Then it's free time where I can so totally just do my own thing which consists of pulling and fondling my skin-tags...Sounds like a blast, aye.. Well, guy, that's because it is...
That's a little extreme, even for me... What's "tour vag" does this suggest that maybe I should take my vagina on tour?
Death, if I sent you a speak and spell, would you put it to good use? don't get panties in a bunch, I am joking.. (do I have to put this little disclaimer that I am kidding, or do you think you will know that I am)
This is true...Ah, Summer of '96, that takes me back... Listening to Bryan Adams and it's just me and my vag on that lonely road...
I bought souvenirs on that tour...I still have my autographed photo of shroom's douche bottle... Ah, the Tour de Vag...
And on the topic, the Irish pubs downtown have got tents set up for patron overflow...the Tir Na Nog expects to be at full capacity 15 minutes after they open their doors at 11pm... Who's up for braving the sub zero temps with me? We will wear our parkas with pride...
