Hmmm...beads.

Fat Tuesday's coming up. This excites me. I really want a king cake with flaming brandy on top.

Texans don't make good king cakes. And apparently they frown upon fiery alchoholic desserts.

 

No offense towards you by any means, but Texans don't seem to make anything good, especially politicians.

 

Bush is from Connecticut.

 

He was born in Connecticut, but he grew up in Midland and Houston, Texas, was in the Texas Air National Guard, and was the Governor of Texas.

Besides, Bush certainly isn't the only shitty politician from the Texas...

 

How 'bout Ron White?

 

I wouldn't be one to talk if I lived in Ohio...

What do you guys have, Taft and Grant? Mother fucking christ...

Bush barely beat Ann Richards anyway.

 

Why did you have to bring him into this?

None taken, and I concur.

 

Don't forget Traficant.

However, I still think that Ohio has a better track record than Texas, but that's my opinion.

 

I hear Bush sleeps with a teddy bear instead of a gun...

Thats not the state I grew up in.

 

He kicks ass and he's from Texas
And what 'bout Texas Hold 'Em poker?

 

If you ask me EVERY single state sucks

joking

Whats fat tuesday?

 

AGHHHH!

I think I just died.

Bless you, chile, bless you...

The only reason he's funny is because he's drunk and/or (mostly and) on a high all the time.
If I played poker I would lose hypothetical money...so...I wouldn't know.

 

Fat tuesday..... francais... mardi gras. How dare you not know what mardi gras is...

And as far as Texas goes, it's a great state by me, although the politicians could take it up the ass a time or two for me and I'd grin at the sight of then running away and screaming in terror...

I mean, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Jimmie Vaughan, Buddy Holly, Eric Johnson, Billy Gibbons... etc. etc...

How could you forget...

Although I must say, Louisiana is much better as is Mississippi. All of the states have politicians of great suction, but I mean, not only is half of katiekrystin from Louisiana, but you have Buddy Guy... I mean, nobody could compare to that. His real name is also George. He was born July 30th, 1936 in Lettsworth, Louisiana... and has been kicking asses in Chicago since 1957. He started playing with Otis Rush then was about to go back to Louisiana then he met Muddy Waters and he talked him out of retreating back to Baton Rouge while taking him out for lunch...

 

Some parts are great, but the Metroplex is Hell at its worst.

True, true. But I'm not a big Jimmie Vaughan or Buddy Holly or Billy Gibbons kind of person...

I concur times a million.

 

I forgot about the '60s Texas psychedelic rock scene. So, I guess Texas really is good for something.

 

collings guitars are made in texas. thats good.

 

C'mon people...

Ya'll quit hatin' on Texas.

Our politicians suck, but everything else we do is bigger and better

 

Well, you got the 'bigger' part right... there are a ton of obese people in Texas.

 

I haven't seen bluebonnets in soo long. I think Dallas kills them all.

I love the south, but I could do without Texas.

 

Hey I've been to Cincinnati before...

Pig town, USA.