History

I find my self knowing all the answers in history class.... maybe it's just because the onlything I watch on the boobtube is the history channel.

 

*Gives hippyCor$ter the secret history-nerd handshake*.

 

Easy one: Who was the major Nazi general stationed in Africa? What was his nickname?

 

Me too. I actually like history classes.

 

Rommel--desert fox (?)

 

Whats too know? Jesus defeated the Egyptians and their spaceship armada by summoning an earthquake across the red sea... then ben franklin stole the idea and called it relativity.

That was before the Persians destroyed all of history and Made up some imaginary civilazation called the Romans.

But in the end, the Spaniards fucked up the whole god damned world.

And then they became zombies...

If you ever see a dirty spaniard, kill 'em before he kills you.

 

Some fox dude I cant remember his first name. I know it was some fox dude though.

 

How'd you find out the true history?! That's supposed to be secret!

 

Is Madonna one of those dirty Spaniards?

 

you forgot the part where Davey Crocket, Malcom X, FDR, Amila Eairhart, and Tom Sawyer invented the cotton gin just in time to rescue Benjemin Arnold form the eskimos.

 

I did a lotta Ketamine, and Thor told me.

 

I don't think the Spanish are that old. :X

 

But then crocket stuck a feather through tom sawyers eye after he tricked him to paint a fence, and called it fettuchini.

Of course the conservatives preffered to change the story to good old american macaroni. :H

 

Which pissed off the Italians and that's how the mafia was formed.

 

I don't like Tom Sawyer. He put syrup in my hair and called it Australia.

 

Yep... and if we don't learn about the mob from our local libraries, historys doomed to repeat itself, and Vitos parents still woulda gotten killed back in Italy.

 

He did that to everybody. that's why William Randolph Hearst payed Paul Bunyon to attack Pearl Harbor.

 

The shiesty bastard can never keep his mouth shut.

 

Fotunately Teddy Roosevelt was able to buy Las Vegas from the Aztecs for $24 so the Mafia had to swim to Philadelphia, which bought the confederates some time.

 

Fortunatly, Einstein invented the speed of light, so now we can go back in time 5000 years to prevent this all from happening... by killing god.

Aim for the shins everybody.