History Quiz

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by USNavyDeadHead, Jan 21, 2005.

  1. HISTORY TEST
    Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened!!!

    Do you remember?

    -1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
    a. Superman
    b. Jay Lenno
    c. Harry Potter
    d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

    1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by
    a. Olga Corbett
    b. Sitting Bull
    c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    2. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
    a. Lost Norwegians
    b. Elvis
    c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    3.During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
    a. John Dillinger
    b. The King of Sweden
    c. The Boy Scouts
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    4. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
    a. A pizza delivery boy
    b. Pee Wee Herman
    c. Geraldo Rivera
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:
    a. The Smurfs
    b. Davy Jones
    c. The Little Mermaid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    6.In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
    a. Captain Kidd
    b. Charles Lindberg
    c. Mother Teresa
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    7.In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
    a. Scooby Doo
    b. The Tooth Fairy
    c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
    a. Richard Simmons
    b. Grandma Moses
    c. Michael Jordan
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    9.In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
    a. Mr. Rogers
    b. Hillary Clinton
    c. The World Wrestling Federation
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    10.On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of
    people were killed by:
    a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
    b. The Supreme Court of Florida
    c. Mr. Bean
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    11.In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
    a. Enron
    b. The Lutheran Church
    c. The NFL
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
    a. Bonnie and Clyde
    b. Captain Kangaroo
    c. Billy Graham
    d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

    Nope, .....I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

    So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling
     
  2. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    The magic 8-ball says:

    "You are a dumbass."
     
  3. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    I concur
     
  4. i dont like that quiz
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    And I have something too add....

    If reality defies logic, and Muslim men actually did hijack four planes on September 11th, while having the incredible ability to fly three of those planes so perfectly into buildings that seasoned pilots could not pull off... I still don't think all of them were extremists.

    After all, Muslim extremists don't drink or go to strip clubs. Yet, several of the reported 9/11 hijackers were allegedly partying the night before the attacks, at a strip club. Anyone who knows anything about Islam knows that those are severe violations of their religion.

    Yet, we're lead to believe that they were fanatical enough to give their lives to Allah, by crashing planes full of people into buildings. Sure.
     
  6. my sister-in-law sent that to me and i thought it was idiotic when i first saw it and i still think it is.
     
  7. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I am not gonna defend profiling, but you dread headed drug tokin' hippie folks need to get an education and stop fuckin' so damn much!!!!!
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    i'm gonna go with mostly A, some B, and 2 C for answers on the questions.
     
  9. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    when in doubt, charlie out
     
  10. OSF

    OSF SeƱor ******

    heh heh ... [​IMG]
     
  11. makno

    makno Senior Member

    kill everyone its the only way to be safe
     

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