His dick changed its shape

Discussion in 'Genitalia' started by Beach_Bunny, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. Beach_Bunny

    Beach_Bunny Member

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    Guys, plz help me understand how my boyfriend's dick changed its shape when he took a vacation by himself. It was straight before he left, now when he gets an erection, the whole things curving up and the head tilts to one side. He says it doesn't hurt and it happened by itself. He's not worried about it but I don't like it. When I touch it, it feels like he's not him - know what I mean. How could it change inside of two weeks?
     
  2. SG69

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    Never heard of anything like that unless he was whacking it the same way all the time.
     
  3. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Maybe he fucked a woman while on vacation that rode him too hard and too fast.


    ... I'm just kidding, but you never know. :&
     
  4. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    Maybe his old one got stolen and he just bought a cheap one to replace it.
     
  5. rasprophecy

    rasprophecy Member

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    LLLOOOLLL! this thread is hilarious. if his dick is crooked, snap it back in place.
     
  6. Mountain_Ram

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    Maybe he competed in one of those contests where you lift giant rocks with your dick.
     
  7. carsick

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    You Lot, This Girl Is In A Distressed State And Needs Help And Advice
     
  8. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    You guys are all wrong.

    He fell asleep on his stomach with a boner. Kickstands are the #1 cause of penile bendage.
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA to all the posts in this thread

    and to the originator:
    you need to chill out babe, it's nothing he can control, it just happens
     
  10. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Omg, this thread is fucking hilarious. :lol:
     
  11. CasieNmynameisjake07

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    omfg this is the funniest thread i have ever seen in my life. but really i dont know what happend to him. that sucks
     
  12. MatthewShane

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    never heard of this happening jus all of a sudden. If he doesnt care..u shouldnt either Sounds like he prob got some ass that was a bend.
     
  13. DoTheJaneFonda

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    Maybe you aren't fucking your boyfriend, maybe you are fucking his twin brother instead... kind of like the parent trap... except not.
     
  14. wanderin_blues

    wanderin_blues Banned

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    kinda like the song... "detatchable penis".... cept he found his in the end ;)
     
  15. Aladdin

    Aladdin Banned

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    Its normal, sometimes it goes straight up, sometimes straight forward et c.

    Its all about where the blood goes the most, there are several blood tubes in the penis. when its erected it will change direction. Its all about wich one of them gots the most blood and gets most dominant.

    Guys dont notice those things themselves.
     
  16. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    He was probably cheating on you while on "vacation". The other girl had a crooked twat.
     
  17. Crunkville TX

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    this thread is funny as hell!! i say it did someone else on vacation
     

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