Good, yeah you probably don't have any mates! Seriously, nobody cares about you, so stop trying to show off your body parts, you're not attractive, and the girls don't like you either. Get a hair cut, sort your fucking life out, and get a girlfriend!!! If you can that is, although no one would want to be your girlfriend... or boyfriend for that matter! And get some fucking contact lenzes, those glasses make your eyes look big... Maybe get some glasses for your cock if your so self-obsessed!!!
Just face it Erasmus, you'll never have toes as cute as mine! And your cock leaves a lot to be desired!!! I know your mum and Im gonna tell her! LOL! Now you're scared!