Hipforums needs a football team

Just a random thought. So who wants to sign up, and what position do you want to play?

 

ohhhhhh i'll be the water boy!!!

 

I Nominate Myself For The Position Of " Team Massuer"...



Cheers Glen.

 

Safety, can I play on 4-aco-dmt?

 

I make a motion that Newo is our cheerleader!

 

COACH!!

Anyway here are a few open positions:

Quarterback - In this position you get so stoned you end up flat on your back by the end of the quarter.

Halfback - You must make it til halftime before you end up flat on your back.

Fullback - Here you have to pace yourself, you're expected to last the full game before you end up flat on your back.

 

This is a very important position needed to protect the players from cottonmouth. It's not actually water, it's Gatorade mixed with whatever you see fit, it's entirely up to you.

 

I only play real football.

 

At practice last week, I was told I would make an excellent defensive lineman.

 

Sorry, this is surreal.

There's no need to be defensive, just be yourself.

And now, introducing our mascot, Mary Jane!

 

Yeah, I hoped it was about actual football.

 

I bet the hippie QB audibles are amazing!!!


It'd be like:

"LSD 25 , LSD 25.... Check check Flower Power, Peace Sign Reaaadddy... Go!"

 

^^^ :rofl:

 

I’ll play wide receiver :2thumbsup:


Hotwater

 

Defensive end was always my favorite position to play

 

I'll be the ringer

 

In my younger days I was a Winger, then after playing the number 10 role, finally ended up a sweeper before hanging my boots up about 13ish years ago However, - "You never lose it"!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDRBDX3nt_o"]Football Crazy - Robin Hall & Jimmy Macgregor - YouTube

 

Offensive Coordinator.

 

Middle Linebacker