HipBrother, the latest series!

Ok, I'm back again, after a loooong time away to bring you another series of HipBrother.

Apparently while I was away, 2 HipBrothers took place, well, those two people will be hearing from my solicitor

Anyway, I shall cut straight to the point. If you wanna be in the house, there are 12 places up for grabs. But before I tell you how to apply, I'm going to explain the latest rules.

12 people may start in the house, but as in the series, each week, on a Monday night, 2 people will be voted by the housmates for eviction, and then it's up to you, the public, to decide who gets to stay in, and who gets the boot! The eviction will occur on the thursday night. These daya have been chosen because I tend to be drunk at the weekend and may not remember (eek!).

How do you avoid eviction? By being the best and beating the rest in the friday night challenge. Every friday evening, a challenge will be posted for the housemates. The member who completes the challenge to the best abilty will be excused from the votes, and will therefor be Immune. These challenges will be assessed on the Sunday night and posted for all to see.

Well, now you know the basics, let's get on with deciding who gets to go in shall we....

This time, the choice will be made, not on a first come basis, like the last time, but based on a persons capability to be a success in the house. So here's how it works.

Aplicants will have to post on this thread, an Autobiography of no more than 150 words, and no less that 125 words. Based on the content, quality and character of the persons Autobiography, contestants will be chosen.

Remember, only 12 places are available, so make it a good one

Have fun!

 

I lower my head in shame.. I was one of the said hipbrothers.. and I failed misserably!!

SO glad you are back to take over.. WE are not worthy!!

I'll be back with my autobiography later!!

 

ooh is this a return from Psiwave? if so welcome back, i used to be katz86, dont know if you remember me or not...but i feel i helped contribute to the poofights in the first hipbrother..
i dont know whether to enter for this one or not.. my alevels are just about to start..hmm

 

Well, It all began in a quant little place called Esher back in 2002! I was being shown around this great looking forum, it was bright it was cool and there seemed to be so many remarkable people with tons of things to say and it all seemed so exciting and thought provoking! Here I am, 2 years latter, still posting, enjoying the inspirational posts and being with such wonderful people.

I think I would bring art and creativity into the house, as you regularly will find me with my head in my art book drawing or painting away! As well as studying Art I also study Literature and media.

I think I’d bring laughter and smiles to the household as well as someone to talk with in times of dismay. I’m always up for a laugh and I recon if its anything like that last it’ll be really fun to be part of!



Or… Joel just thought I should write:

"yeah I’m dandy I’m beautiful and fun and generally all-round amazing!”

 

I’ve been around here for a good three years now, and I ran the rather successful spin off “Im a hipforumer…get me outta here!”, Im from west Wales, where its sunny at the minute, Im into music, and life generally, an artist and musician. I guess you can say Im almost an old man, I mean in respect to people coming and going from the forums! But Im only 19 really! I study philosophy at university, and run an amnesty international and green group, and am also involved in the entertainment part of the charity group in my students union! I’d be great for the house because, basically as a student I have very little to do apart from sit in front of my computer and harass ice cream van drivers! Rock and roll! So pick me for the house! and I’ll promise to make it amusing!!!!!!!!

 

Ok, I’m Erykah. Been around here for a loooong while (since I was about 12). I have a strange obsession with musicals, and love art and drama. In four weeks I’ll have finished school which I’m very excited about – it’s a stage in my life I thought I’d never get to and I’ve gone through so much change (especially mental), especially in the last two years. I live near hip brother and so could possibly bribe him with money *ahem*. I watch too much TV and play the flute, a bit of guitar and piano. I think I’d be good for the house because everywhere needs a little but of madness, and I’d be great for the role. I can also be quite a bad influence on people (which is half of the fun).



I'd also have lots of lesbian sex with Ellie

 

hi, im becki. im 17, litterally just left year 12 today in preparation for study leave. i study maths and further maths and physics, and so as not to make me too boring music technology. yeah. musically though i play the violin, bass guitar and keyboardish instruments.

i spend too much time listening to music that i have to have a day of no music every now and again. i thought it could never happen.

anyway, id be good for the house becuase i can talk complete rubbish and stop everything from drying up. plus i pretty much have nothing better to do with my time seeing as i failed my driving test and have no money so cant go anywhere still... hmm.

 

Hi...

I am TheFly..

Its a Friday...

This means I am pissed...

I get pissed every Friday...

I would like to be in the Hip-Whatever-the-fucking-bollocks-it-is-called coz i'd get pissed and try to wank into Peace Phoenox's left earlobe...

I have now slid off my chair...

Fuckity fuck...

Fly....
.

 

Introducing Ellie... also known as.. Bellenda, MissRose, Smellie Ellie or Smellanor!!

I am a wee lass living as south as south can get in the wonders of Poole Dorset.. I stumbled on these forums about 1 year and 3 months ago... all from sticking the word "Hippy" into Googleland... and here I am a million friends richer and very very happy!!

After my failed attempt of being HipBrother.. I feel I'm more better in it.. I was joint winner with Mr poop in the second version...

What can I offer the house... well.. My hobbies include.. Loaddds of music and cooking (very badly) and gardening so I can tend the vegetable garden in the house.. I also have a great collection of all things bondage and all things just plain naughty.. so I can bring quite the naughtyness to the house!!

I'll do my best to bring fun and laughter into the place and always try and make it a sunny day, even when its raining!! Oooo.. I have lots of chocolate too, I can sneak it in!!

Pick me pick me.. I have nothing to do all day.. I need a hobby for a few weeks..!! *rah*

*damn.. too many words*

 

yey!!!

ok right, im naomi, or nomy, or after this evenings refuge, uma(read about that in another thread). im 19 and studying philosohpy at edinburgh uni. have just finshed first year and have exams looming so could do with a distraction me thinks and this seems to be a good one. was in the *original* hipbrother, with peacepoop and the maple syrup shinanigans. i could bring some madness to the house and some flirtatious fun....so yeah...vote nomy cos well...thats me!! hehe.
(how many words is this??)

namaste
x x x

 

My name is Danny, Dan, swede, mary, Bambi but not DANIEL! I been here about 3 years now, but never really made a name for myself... but now i want to be noticed by winning hipbrother 2004!!!

I can bring many things to the hiobrother competition, from cheesy one liner jokes being there for sad housemates and also play a few pranks. I am unfortunately good at saying very stupid things without thinking... ask sal for a reference on that...you will wet your pants probably.. i do when i can

Apart from that i am obvious to any sarcasm, insults and forms of humiliation, so would beable to keep the peace in the rare chance of house fights... but then i might sit back and enjoy the sparks fly

And Ellie says: "just tell them u have a huge cock and a huge porno collection"

 

hellO there! im luchi, i claim to be a romanian princess and current countess of the chickabean heritage. i am actually a cornish sea faring pirate with a slightly unhealthy cheese addiction. my favourite film is currently requeim for a dream because it is a true thing of beauty in a seat squirming kind of way.

i wear too many colours for my own good and have been likened to a maypole. i write my own jokes which, contrary to belief, are hilarious. i also have a penchant for pancakes (which i can cook to perfection) <<< i feel this alone should reserve me a bed in the hipbrother house...

i have now typed 229 words so i shall have to end here, but yes...please let me in!

love luchi xxx

 

I have marked the entries so far, and it's looking good, But I am way off from choosing yet, so keep those entries coming in!

 

Dang, I wish Fay would stop using my computer to log in and not log out!

 

Did you read the bit about the bribe?

 

I am a spiky lil fish with a sword.

I have been swimming these hippy filled oceans for around 5 years causing controversy in the vegetarian forums MWAHAHA.

Lets cut to the chase. My living? I am an assasin samurai warrior. Kill Bills got NOTHIN on this seahorse.
My sig pic tells of my greatest achievment yet. Twas some weird freaky goggled eyed glow in the dark freak fish from the darkest depths, the deepest chasms of the ocean....y'know, where no one talks to each pther and they all communicate with flashy lights and appendages. Weird bunch down there. I'd stay away.....
(Besides, its REALLY dark and theres not much oxygen adn the pressure made me feel like i was being squished alive!)

Well he'd been causing some trouble up in the mid depths and the sharks were getting pissy with em all.

Now down in the depths they're all see thru and flimsy and they dont need trouble.

and so I was appointed by by 'Chief Flashy Light Blue Neon Zig Zag Blood'
to rid the depths of that bloody weirdo.

And i did. T'was was a hard fight! he was tougher and spikier and grouchier and more psychopathic than the normal lot down there and it was a scary fight.
But I did kill him good and proper thus winning myself hearty respect from the glowy weird dudes. As reward I was given a special head lamp appendage to stick on my head. Needless to say I've not put it on yet. Kind gesture but I'm not versed is self surgery and I'm happy being just a Seahorse......


heres the dude I assasinated. What a freak!

 

Writer, poet, activist, poofighter and two time Hip Brother champion there truly is no substitute for Peace Phoenix, Mystical Warrior, God of Hell Fire, UK Forum Spiritual Leader, Guru Gug and newly appointed King of Snuggle Land. I’m currently on a gap year, having lived a life in rural Suffolk, I’m soon to be spirited away to Cambridge. I hope to do something profound in my life, change the world, without selling my soul, perhaps becoming a world renowned author along the way. I’d also like a hairbrush made of gold, but that’s another story. But one step at a time, and my first ambition now is to enter and win Hip Brother for a third time. And after all, who could imagine a Hip Brother without Peace Phoenix? Well there was the last one? But that was shit. Nuff said….

 

Damnit...sex is a better bribe than money (Grr)

 

I rated your thread with 5 stars.. Hows that for sucking up..

 

Is orlando guna be there *giggles* cos if he is i am deffinatly in