Hip Forums Mission: The "get Undies Laid" Thread

So just like the title said, this is the "get undies laid" thread! But not just laid, lets help this man find the love of his life, and maintain a realationsip with her, and perhaps soon lots of little undies will be running around.

Surely, if we combine our efforts, we can help I'minmyunderwear find the woman of his dreams. Men and Women of Hipforums, do you accept the challenge?

Ok, now down to the nitty-gritty.

Undies: you've got a lot of the qualities that you need to connect. First and foremost, you have the desire to be in a relationship. You have the ability to approach and talk to women. You also have the ability to make the women that you meet laugh. You've got more than half the battle won already.

So I think that the next step is figuring out which women to approach, creating opportunities to meet them, using those opportunities to meet them, and handling yourself well when you interact with them.

In addition to your small town being a lousy place for you to meet women, your unwillingness to talk to stangers is a big part of your problem.

I understand that you are not really interested in getting together with strangers. However, everyone you know was, at some point, someone that you had never met before.

Talking to a stranger in a bar is about getting to know them. The idea isn't that you've figured out that she's the one, but that maybe she's the one. Out of all of the strangers that you've seen in bars, there's probably a few that you would have really liked, if you had invested the time necessary in getting to know them.

 

Never work. Have to put pants on at some point.

 

^ well, he could put pants on over the underwear, right?

 

he does get laid...he doesn't tell y'all....just like it should be

 

Turned the other way there is the matter of disrobing. If I were in another's place i wouldn't be comfortable with your missionary position.

 

sounds like a crush thread


tempted to move it into the gay section

 

Sounds like corn porn

 

haha, i suppose i should be flattered. or disturbed, or something.

yeah, in the past. you really don't want to see the women at my local bar though. it's mostly 50 year old women that look like 70 year old women, primarily due to their meth-faces.

not that everyone here is that gross, but the ones that aren't know enough to avoid the local bar.

 

So what makes him so special...

A lot of guys want this and won't be getting their own thread about it.

 

Thing is, he known me for years. :unsure:

 

op is a funny dude...almost as funny as me haha....get a girl to laugh and you are halfway home....decent hygiene is the other half....third half is staying within your weight class

 

We have to start somewhere. And if we succeed with Undies... :cheers2:

 

Do you want your own lets get Tysonswood laid thread?

Three minutes later I can also do a lets get Tysonswood a defibrillator thread

 

personally, at this moment, I would rather have a neck and shoulder massage over sex in a heart beat...

 

Relationship? At this point, I think he'd be happy just to get some pussy now and then, from somebody who isn't a total loser. If he lived closer, I could fix that with a phone call.

 

you're a pimp?



how are you from me?...cape Vincent?

 

I think undies problem is just living in a small town. All the halfway decent girls in his town are probably all married with children by now

 

^ Yes, totally. Just branching out a little could solve his problem.

 

No offense Ty, I just thought this was funny.


Well, just because there's a "Get Undies Laid" thread doesn't mean that there couldn't be a "Get [So and So] Laid" thread, or a general thread for getting HF folks laid.

 

He might be willing to road trip, or even relocate...