Hiding a Bong?

So, I haven't been smoking for that long, and I used to always use cans and shit, but my friends mom lets him smoke, too bad she lives a couple hours away.

But he goes there every once in a while, and I asked him to buy me a bowl, and so I gave him money and he went and got the bowl. Too bad I got caught by my parents. So I kept it, and I never got to use it for a while cause I was grounded. He asked to borrow it, cause he had nothing, and it ended up his dad found it and took it.

So then I gave him money a month or so ago and he got me this pipe or sorta like a one hitter thing. Its long and one side has bowl and other is where you inhale. Pretty sweet, but not too good for long sessions cause its a small bowl. Then I was sitting on a basketball court, and I went to get something out of my pocket and the one hitter fell like 2 inches and somehow that caused the end with the bowl to break. I still have it and use it, but now the bowl is even smaller, so it doesn't work great.

So I thought, why don't I get a bong? But, where would I put it, and how could I hide it from my parents? Like, if I have it in my room, I can't just walk out the door with it because they would be able to see it probably...... idk what do you guys think?


Really you only need to read the last paragraph...sorry I wrote so much.

 

stick a pretty flower in it.

 

you stole those words straigh outta me mouth

 

I hide my bong on my dresser....

Okay but if I did have to hide my stuff I would put it somewhere in my closet were it won't get seen. But always empty the water out and then wrap it up in a shirt (wrap the bowlpiece seperatley) and then put it in your closet in a good hidden spot, like under some old clothes or something.

If you have a guitar amp I guess you could put it inside the back of there.

Or make like a little square wall out of random clothes and put them under your bed and then lay the bong down in the square of clothes and you won't see the bong under your bed. Just a pile of clothes.

 

stick a lamp shade over it.

 

Yeah but thats the thing... "Hey mom I'm going outside" while I'm holding a bong behind my back.

 

Well if your just gonna go outside you might as well roll a joint man. Or just buy a pipe.

I thought you'd be smoking in your house... A bong would be to loud for that though.. Unless you had music going.

 

if you have to smoke outside just get a nice bowl. or even better a small bubbler like i've got.

if your heart is set on getting a bong, keep in mind that acrylic will smell alot more than glass when you aren't using it. also like captain said the bubbling can get loud

 

i agree with getting a nice little bubbler, it'll be easier to take outside

 

Once again, the classic joint never fails.

 

Joint requires more weed though. I would put it in a backpack and say I am going out hiking or some shit. Keep your bong inside of something else, that is a pretty safe method of bong hideage.

 

You could always just smoke in your house and blow the smoke into a polish mans rear end.

 

Wouldn't that make his ass smell better?

 

is that even possible?

 

I don't know pollacks are pretty raunchy

 

hahaha

 

I have a nice bubbler. It's great.

 

same. stealthy and still has water filtration. although i really do wish i had a bong, i bet i could hide one easily

 

^^^
Do you know any polish guys?

 

If so ask to borrow his ass to blow smoke into

But yeah you should get a bong dude, bubblers are nice, but still don't give that same bong hit