Hi

How can I have sex with my aunt am 17 and she's 45 and she's really hot nice boobs and butt sometimes when I rubb her feet she moans loud and turns me on and I lay with her and I hugg her but any ideas

 

i would start by creating a fake account on an internet site, and then post silly trollish threads in completely inappropriate forums.

 

this is the real question

 

What does this have to do with the Media? Is this what they are going on about on Faux News these days?

 

It can't be, marionettes can't have sex, they would get caught up in all the ropes and not to mention the "wood burn" lol

Then again, the south park guys were able to pull it off ( Team America), so maybe it is possible.

Is this pithy enough O'Rielly. lol

 

Fair and Balanced...

 

i guess theoretically, his aunt could be a famous person.

although i would assume any famous media woman would have been willing to give up a little money to finance her nephew's education, so there goes that theory.

 

Why do so many people on here want to bang their aunts so badly?

 

I think the newbie can't spell. He/she doesn't mean "aunts", but "ants". You know, formicophaelia. Google it.

 

Oh man, this made me laugh so hard. Welcome to hf. Where everyone wants to bang their aunt, and the rep points don't matter.

 

You put your penis into her vagina, just as if it were your mother or sister... Why the hell would it make a difference it if were your aunt?

 

I'll be damned. A newbie actually said something funny. Or was it really true? Or perhaps it's a purple unicorn skydiving on the moon? Damned if I know.
But I know the truth is out there somewhere (likely with someone's aunt getting the shit f'ed out of her)....

 

- If you don't know how, then you ain't old enough to do

 

I think he believes she's destined to become his teacher.