Hi. I just finished building a time machine.

I wasn't sure what to write in the subject line, so ...um... sorry for getting your hopes up. Actually, I really am working on a time machine, and it'll be finished just as soon as I can find 3.040 drams of kryptonite (yeah if I had a nickel for every time I heard that). Well anyway, that's all about me. Maybe I'll spill my guts after I get to know you all. This seems like a nice, cozy, bizarro place. Here's a picture of me. Look fast because I'll probably change my mind & delete it in a few minutes. I'm sorta paranoid. But aside from that, I'm as sane as anyone here.

 

your in luck spaceduck! I just happen to have 3.040 grms. of krytonite lying around here somewhere. I'd be willing to let it go cheap now that my plans to become a super villian have been twarted by my own chronic lazyness and those ridiculous union fees their charging these days.

 

Awesome! How bout you Fedex it to me overnight. I'll finish my time machine tomorrow and pay you back yesterday.

 

welcome spaceduck! you're quite cute Hey, once that time machine is up and running, would you mind dropping me off at woodstock?

ya know, naykidape, they give you a break on those super villian union dues if you're willing to show a little cleavage. Degrading, yes, but the perks really almost make it worth it.

 

damn you got my hopes up so high and then crushed them
im waiting for someone to build a time machine
well nice you meet cha im sure youll have loads of fun on this very hipest of forums
~peace

 

hey spaceduck. great sense of humor! love it! well, no time machine needed here some of us are already back in the 60's! have a great time here, later.................

 

JuJu says 'We don't need no stinkin' time machines' (hee, hee, snicker snicker), ' Take 2 & call me in the morning.' Cinnamon says, 'It all comes back around anyway, so just give time for the circle to turn.' Videokid says, 'Anyone have 3.14 gms of Ionanium?' JuJu says, 'Where's the pie?'

 

Hullo out there, hope you have fun here, welcome to hip forums...

 

Phew. I just got back from the year -5350633. Per Videokid's suggestion, I used Ionanium instead. Well, actually I couldn't find that either, so I used guacamole. Anyway, I changed history and the evolution of the human species. You'll notice that now you have 2 ears instead of 1 (I used to hate the way my sunglasses would keep falling off my head). Thanks for the welcomes, gang!! Free time machine rides for all of you!
P.S. Sorry Paix, I accidentally screwed up Woodstock... Elvis doesn't play there anymore. Still wanna go?

 

hehehe welcome

 

You're hillarious!!! ha ha ha LOL welcome here.....enjoy yourself.

 

hmm, no Elvis, I don't know now....

what did you go and do that for? Oh well, I guess it'll still be good, what the hell let's give it a shot!

 

Muhaha! Since you already paid me back yesterday I can just keep the money and the kryptonite and keep selling it back to you indefinately!..

but wait...if I hven't sent you the kryptonite that means you couldn't have built your machine and gone back to yesterday to pay me *money vanishes* which means if I send you the krptonite you can build your machine and pay me yesterday and then I can stiff you for the kryptonite, except that then...
*(mercifully, naykidapes head exploded at this point)*

 

GaaAaAaAaah!! TOTAL MINDFUCK!!!
By stiffing me for the kryptonite AFTER I had already used my time machine, you destroyed the time-space continuum, and I am now trapped in the 13th Dimension! Woe is me!!
...oh waitaminute...
they have free donuts here
nvm

 

your the man Spaceduck, and remember, YES rules! (and STEVE HOWE is god, and dont you forget it!)

 

A time machine huh? can it send all of you peace loving bastards to worldwar 2? so you can all die agonizing deaths? yay! die you pigs!

 

RELAYER: No joke. Steve Howe rocks me so hard I think I just had one of his babies. I just wish they'd stop touring all the time & put out a new album.

hippl5: Lol, I just went back in time and dropped you on your head when you were a child. For the rest of your life you shall suffer from a severe attitude problem

 

My god it worked! all of his posts seem really stupid all of a sudden!

 

pmsl!

 

Stupid? i'll murder you! you fucken bastards! i hope you all die a slow painful death, you overly happy shits.