Hey you: You look dumb. Stop it.

Discussion in 'People' started by slurpie, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. slurpie

    slurpie Member

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    1. The Baseball Cap.
    The baseball cap is a traditional headgear designed in the late 1800s with a brim in the front, to protect the wearer's eyes from sun glare, while blocking as little peripheral vision as possible.

    Some people, however, insist on wearing it this way:

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    which completely defeats the purpose. If you are one of these people: Stop it. You're doing it wrong, and you look like an idiot.

    2. Pance.
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    Just... stop it. Jesus. Do you even know what pance are for? Knock it off. You look like an idiot.
    3. Religion.
    Now, you might think you're saving people from sin or from themselves, but actually you're just being a dick:

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    You might think you disagree with this kind of hatred, but these assholes are the only people brave enough to carry your awful religion to its logical conclusion. Exclusive, elitist, self-righteous and convinced that the whole world will collapse if people don't immediately stop what they're doing and obey your creed? Well, then, you should sign up and jump in, because the assholes pictured above are you.

    If not, drop your religion. You don't live it, we don't live it, and nobody with a brain lives it. Knock it off. You look like an idiot.
    4. Driving.
    If the blow image confuses you:

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    Just pull over and blow out your brains right now, because we do not need you on the road. If you cannot comprehend this simple traffic situation, you should be forcibly sterilized and any existing progeny you have spawned to date tossed off a pier with concrete boots on.

    What I'm saying is that you're an idiot, and you're poisoning our gene pool. I hope you die in a fire.
    Any questions?
     
  2. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    funny you are posting stuff about people being stupid, yet you can't even spell the word PANTS correctly
     
  3. StoneFeather

    StoneFeather Member

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    ^My thoughts exactly.
     
  4. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    didn't your parents have the same general complaint about your generation
     
  5. slurpie

    slurpie Member

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    I can spell the word pance correctly. It's an alternative spelling, based on the original French.

    I forgive you.
     
  6. foresting

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    heard of the ego? yours is seemingly massive right now
     
  7. slurpie

    slurpie Member

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    That ain't all, baby.
     
  8. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    oh no, not another huge internet penis
     
  9. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    nice attempt at saving yourself
     
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQN-JbFtVuc"]Pance N'dat Donnie Iris - YouTube

    I thought it was spelt right..:love:
     
  11. slurpie

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    It's my sincere belief that the world is full of idiots, and they should be mocked. It's a morality thing.
     
  12. Mayor Salt

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    Slurpie, I think I love you... :rofl:
     
  13. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    You Overlooked No 4.....Blow >> Below...:)???



    Cheers Glen.
     
  14. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    ahh thanks Glenjy.

    As Glenjy has pointed out, above your little car image you wrote blow instead of below.

    Better luck next time :sleeping:
     
  15. PlacidDingo

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    Oh no.

    Poor Slurpy made a spelling mistake! On the internet!

    That completely invalidates the extremely serious and not at all satirical our funny point they were making.
     
  16. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    It is contradicting
     
  17. PlacidDingo

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    You're adorable.
     
  18. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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  19. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    sure. the physician assistant national certifying exam is for, well, certifying physician's assistants.
     
  20. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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