hey, who's having sex tonight?

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  1. crazytrain341

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    Wife brought a candle in the br, she'll be in there for 2 hrs washing her hair and shaving her kitty / pits. She's gonna expect sex tonight but I'm masturbating instead and gonna completely deny her lol, this will be fun ... I can't wait!
     
  2. Barry Mandelay

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    Are you suggesting this to be some form of punishment? What if you were expecting to get some from her after all this and she decides to just roll over and go to sleep. If she is going through all of the preparations and then you don't come through she ought to kick your ass. Go ahead and jack off. Cum all over yourself. Lick it up and then head to the bedroom. Then if she wants to have some fun hold her off for a while before diving in and sucking her clit to oblivion. You don't have to fuck her but at least make her feel good.

    As far as myself I got together with a FB for, of all things, a quickie or nooner earlier this week. I'll be sated for a few days but I may have to masturbate sometime later while remembering how good my FB fucks.
     
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  3. Scharff

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    I'll be having sex. Not sure which of my hands but I like them both. We're all neighbors!
     
  4. crazytrain341

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    No just messing with her haha, married 18 yr I know her well. Managed to MB to completion by wrapping my *ick in a torn up tea towel (I do this a lot) and humping a pillow then fell asleep b4 she got out. We usually sleep for a while. Shenanigans don't usually start until 2-3AM when my teenagers are sleeping. Tried my best to ignore her but for 5' nothing, 110# and subbie by nature she is remarkably forceful! She totally took advantage of me, I was wife *aped and loved it!

    Barry, may I say again that I admire the way you and your wife handled your "predicament". I may be there one day too, never know. I'll do the same, except I don't know if I can do the fwb thing. #1 I'm an introvert and generally don't like meeting people in person. #2 Just not my personality to do that. But I wish I could.
     
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    My wife just got out of the shower. I’m just about to take 100mg of sildenafil, shave the whiskers off my face, run a new razor over whatever minuscule traces of pubes have come back, and take a shower. It’s just after 8:00pm where I’m at. So yes, I am having sex tonight. Woo hoo!
     
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  6. Bryce

    Bryce A nut busting poster is a happy poster!

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    Doesn’t this belong in the general love and sex category?
     
  7. crazytrain341

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    Yea, don't know why I posted it here. So you having sex tonight or what?
     
  8. crazytrain341

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    Ok been sexting my wife all day today haha, having sex tonight. Since I unloaded last night, it'll be a 3+ hr sexfest tonight!

    Any ideas? What should we do?

    I was thinking a pleasure-pain thing, *uck > spank > lick > repeat

    Or maybe doggie collar and leash? Haven't done that for a long while
     
  9. Like2share

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    That is Soo hott! I love doing that too.... Make her beg to cum ;)
     
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    That's awesome!!
    Hope you can hold her off for a long time

    She may not like it at first but when you finally let her cum she will love it
     
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  11. crazytrain341

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    See if this were a UFC fight, you would be a tactician, calculated, efficient and deadly.

    Me? I'm a street brawler, I don't have that finesse control. I tried to edge her before but I get carried away haha
     
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  13. Upnorthguy

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    Wife and I are having a 3-day weekend away from the kids for the first time in years. So we're holding off until the hotel room Friday night. Then it'll be all kinds of sex and sex acts throughout the day, each day!
     
  14. crazytrain341

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    Well whats the plan, tell us! What are you guys into :) Details ... many pls
     
  15. bored home

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    Not ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  16. bored home

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    It's been 2 years for me!!!!
     
  17. bored home

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    and none in the future!!!!
     
  18. Barry Mandelay

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    Like I wrote in another thread. have a grand time. When we used to do that we would wear ourselves out by Sunday morn. We would have to head home and take a nap before picking up the kiddies.
     
  19. crazytrain341

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    Holy sh*t guys! My wife just walked in from work a few hours ago. She had a serious look on her face. She asked me if I was skiing on Saturday. I thought that was a weird question b/c our son crazytrain jr has a ski lesson that day which she booked. I always ski when he has a lesson, what else am I gonna do on top of a mountain?

    I look at her confused and said "Of course I'm skiing".

    She kept her serious look and said "Don't count on it, you're going to be sore."

    Now I'm confused af.

    Then it hit me. She's gonna f*ck the sh*t out of my tonight b/c tomorrow is her day off but not Saturday. But today is Thursday and skiing is Saturday, what is she planning to do to me to make me so sore I can't ski 2 days later?

    She ate a quick (late) lunch and told me not to call her for dinner. She took a nap and said she was charging up for the night.

    I don't know if I'm going to survive this. For 5' nothing and 11X #'s soaking wet she is remarkably strong and vicious.

    Hey if this is my last post, please be advised I died happy, wet and rock hard!
     
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  20. BoyToy69

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    Best of luck lol. Sure sounds like something I'd be looking forward to!
     
  21. Barry Mandelay

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    I hope you didn't leave us rock hard right at the point of no return. If you didn't make it out of this alive you shoulda been soft and pliable at the end. That'd mean she fucked you into oblivion and you died as the last spurt left your cock and it went comatose while you laid there with nothing else to live for and slowly passed on as your body turned into a glob of unrecognizable goo.
     

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