hey let me live with you please

haha really digg this..2 weeks ago the place i was staying with friends burns down man, whole fuckin house burned down because someone left a cigarette burning and everyone was passed out and 2 hours later we wake up and half of the house was on fire...so i move a couple hours away to stay with my mom until shit gets worked out, well i lost my job 2 days ago because i smoked a damn cigarette behind my work, i was a server at a resturaunt and apparently they dont digg smoking..i was on my break when it happened, and they just straight up fired me, nasty people anyway..so now im jobless, kinda homeless, i do have money in the bank though and im ready to get the fuck back on the road and away from here..will someone let me come work for shelter, let me live with you and work...please?!?!?
im really nice, i say please and thank you, im rarely honestly ever mean or mad, i wasnt even mad when i got fired or my house birned down...help a feelow human out...much love

 

Ok, you can move in.
But Im warning you, you have to wake up every morning with 10 shots of whiskey in a row, while blasting Cannibal Corpse and then it's off the chop down trees for a minimum of 12 hours a day with no breaks

 

hey man i digg it, sounds like weve got a lot in common brother

 

And I forgot to mention. 20 shots of Rum every night whilst blasting Slayer, followed by 30 shots of Tequila while blasting 6 Feet Under :cheers2:

 

man i dont know, i think id change the music to some zeppelin or somethin but id slam these shots with you day after day friend, ill bring some good buds to chase these with

 

you're not living with me


you'll burn my fucking house down with your damn smoking habit

 

nah man someone else that lived there burned it down, i smoke outside

 

still


i don't think so


i don't like cigarettes

 

Couch surf.

 

you can live with me if you dont mind sleeping in the barn

 

i would love to sleep in your barn

 

gross

 

don't worry ganj...

there's room for the both of ya

 

alright but im serious i need somewherre to go haha, i mean ill make the trip wherever just need somewhere to go haha

 

no... looking for a new place myself...

have ya seen this??? http://www.couchsurfing.com/

 

what do i do it with it...do people on it let you live with them?

 

find a nearby bridge

 

Well, how much LSD/money can I expect per week?

 

well, he doesn't have a job, so I'd say around none

 

Oh snap, well forget that shit