hey ladies

Discussion in 'Women's Forum' started by ukpokerplayer, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. ukpokerplayer

    ukpokerplayer Member

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    hey ladies i have posted i similiar question on the mens issues, but i am currently 6.6 inches erect, and 5.1 inch girth when erect, is that a good size do u think, because i feel so insecure about it
     
  2. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    leave the guy with the tiny penis alone. He's insecure.
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    *snorts*
     
  4. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    With all due respect, good sir...


    SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR PENIS. IT'S FINE.

    People will love you for who you are, not the length of some bone protuberance coming from your midsection
     
  5. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    (this is what chicks always say to guys with tiny winkies.)
     
  6. Wiseman

    Wiseman Senior Member

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    Yay for confidence-boosting and white lies :D
     
  7. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    Hey ladies, my penis is only 37 feet long and 28 feet around when I get out of cold water. Is that an ok size?

    ....(time passes)...

    Hey ladies, does anybody own a webcam?
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    lol. i wonder how many "takers" he's pm-ing right now to some webcam action.
     
  9. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    Thousands no doubt.

    No woman can resist the temptation of an anonymous 6 1/2 inch wang
     
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    lol. OH! THE FASCINATION!
     
  11. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    Why even bother resisting anyway? I'm going to make a female alias and PM him now. I'll let you know how it goes.
     
  12. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    excellent.

    though, to be honest, there's so many penises offered up to the average woman daily that many of them would find more satisfaction comparing prices on dish soaps at the grocery store.
     
  13. forwardventure

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    Amen, mamaKCita!

    Dude, keep the ruler and tape measure away from your penis and just be satisfied with what you've got, because there's nothing you can do about it! If you think your penis isn't good enough for the ladies, then work on your techniques so you can give them some mindblowing foreplay.
     
  14. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    KC, we should run a phone sex operation that just reassures men of their penis size, we'd be rich.
     
  15. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    I'm workin on growin mine right now. I have a method that I think is working. I'll keep y'all posted.
     
  16. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Rubbing it?
     
  17. dixie_pixy

    dixie_pixy HighMandi

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    :rofl:

    Aww, your dick looks like a rectangle! LMAO! How in hell is it only an inch shorter in girth than in length?

    I'm afraid but...

    Pics please!

    I need proof of this shit!
     
  18. Stillravenmad

    Stillravenmad Member

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    That's so mean. It's funny, but it's mean. :rofl:
     
  19. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    oh yeah. and we need to send out specialized measuring tapes to our *ahem* biggest customers. *wink wink*
     
  20. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    It goes both ways too. You'd be shocked how often I'm offered dick. Men are horny little devils.
     

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