Welcome aboard!! Please make sure your carry on fits underneath your seat and you have your seatbelt secured at all time while in your chair
Welcome and please.... Disregard the no-smoking light above your seat. We make a certain exception for those of you from the Netherlands. Just make sure you share a bit with the captain.
*pointing to the left* to the left you will note emergency exits and dirty smelly hippies. *points to the right* to the right you will should see inflatable life preservers and oxygen masks that will drop to you in the event of an emergency. you should also see some clean slightly less smelly hippies.
